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Alf

A sinusoidal vibration, out of context, in isolation, playing out across the nation, relieving you o

About Me

noone reads these anyway so why bother? In other news, im a (ucking funT!....Feeling mad?

My Interests

My Tunes===>ListenIfYouDare <===

I'd like to meet:

Myself when i was younger so i could pass down a few choice gems of advice. Such as.........Punch harder, Work harder, Go with ****** not ******, Care as much as you can but act like you dont at all because they prey on caring. Follow your head, not other peoples. Be. Do. Now. OR ELSE ILL GET YA YA LITTLE RUNT! *bitchslaps former self**ahem*Also moby, richard dawkins, R.D. James, Ghandi, Princesses Nausicca and Mononoke (so what if there only animated? id take them on a double date with ghandi and we'd ride bumper cars and talk about forests and people and eat a load of pizzas and end up making peacefull love orgy stylee in a clearing while the spirit of the forest rolls us spliffs and makes charming anecdotes about his childhood.................)

Music:

I like almost everything so in no particular order....Rock/Metal like : Sepultura, TOOL, At the drive in, Converge, Queen adreena, Rammstein, SOAD, Pitchshifter, Vex red, The Pixie's, chilli's, My vitriol, QOTSA, The Polyphonic Spree (!).Electro like: Moby, Boards of canada, Futureshock, Lamb, Royksopp, Assemblage 23, Jaga Jazzist, Portishead, Brian Eno, Rachels, DJ Shadow, Bjork, Leftfield, Propellorheads, Orbital, Underworld, Boom Boom Satellites, Autechre, Ladytron, Massive Attack, Chemical Brothers.****HIJIYAMA PROJECT****Techno/Psytrance/IDM/Breaks like: Artifakt, Hydraglyph, Prosper, Optokoppler, Dark Soho, Astrix, Void, M-Theory, Seroxat, F.F.T., Melicia, Ticon, Vibrasphere, Bassbottle, Hefty Output, Venetian-snares, Squarepusher, Aphex Twin, Eskimo, Mr Rogers, juno reactor.AND IN GENERAL....Pompous HUGE classical, Dub/reggae Some hip hop (beastie boys, Clouddead, De La Soul, Gorillaz, Handsome Boy Modelling School, RJD2)Also random music stolen from computer games + much random sillyness.

Movies:

ESPECIALLY!!!!Dead Mens Shoes, Fear and Loathing..., I (heart) Huckabees, Empire records, Ghost in the shell, Princess Mononoke, Howls Moving Castle, Pi, The hitcher, Ichi the killer.BUT ALSO!!!!!!Anything with good sound/score (loved the noise that came with layer cake), Anything where anyone gets horrifically/shot/killed... Anything with explosions and great hairstyles/monsters.

Television:

There were continued isolated tries at TV remote controls for volume, brightness, on/off and channel selection but not one control that combined all of these functions. Such controls were only attractive to the elderly, infirm or bed-ridden.

Heroes:

Richard Dawkins - For finally letting me know i dont have to give a shit. Yann Martel - For letting me know some peoples heads are in a worse state than mine.