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Discontinued Existance

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

Josh...that is who i am...i like most all types of music...as long as the beat is just right...i like to drink and smoke and get into trouble...sometimes...i like to live my life just left of center...what that means im not sure...i like road trippin anywhere...i like to fly too...i like to go places is what im sayin...i live and die by my friends...i can be cool or i can be a fool at the flip of a switch...i enjoy not knowing what im gonna do next...the one thing i regret is not learning how to breakdance...or dance for that matter...measure your self on your own ruler, most times you find your bigger than you think

My Interests

NASCAR, my car, texas holdem, funny videos on the internet spikedhumor.com,

I'd like to meet:

Dale Earnhardt Jr., Robin Williams, Jim Morrison(it could happen), the almighty power of the universe..


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Music:

Crystal Method, Chemical Brothers, Sneaker Pimps, Ac/Dc, Metalica, Ozzy, Perfect Circle, Sum 41, Postal Service, Backyard Babies, Fatboy Slim, Grove Armada, Korn, Limp Bizkit, Eminem, Snoop Dogg, Dr. Dre., Jay Z., Scorpions, Yes, CCR, Dj Irene, Dj Baby Anne, Lo-Fidelity Allstars, Infected Mushroom, Wu-Tang, Beastie Boys, Daft Punk, ..Ataris, Doors, Pixies, Raidohead, Pink Floyd, Led Zeplin, Dj Tiesto, Offspring, NATHAN BLANCHARD, Killers, Verve, Orgy, Insane Clown Posse, Khmer Kid, Gorillaz, White Stripes, Vannilla Ice(you kow you love him too), Dieselboy, Faithless, Massive Attack, story of the year, future sound of london, prodigy, rihannia, jay- z

Movies:

Fight Club, Snatch, Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrells, Transporter, S.W.A.T, Star Wars series(Partial more to episodes 3-6), Matrix Trillogy, Godfather parts 1&2, Monsters Inc., The Incredibles, Boondock Saints, Death To Smochy, Meet the Parents and Fockers, Ghostbusters 1&2,.. Dogma, Clerks, Malrats, Chasing Amy, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill vols. 1&2, Jackie Brown, Office Space, Reservoir Dogs, Enter the Dragon, Cube, Office Space, Half Baked, Winnie the Poo, Heavyweights, Sandlot, Rookie of the Year, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Breakfast Club, Not Another Teen Movie, Heavy Metal, Saving Private Ryan, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy(2005), Gone in 60 Seconds, Goodfellas, Batman and Batman Returns, Ed Wood, Whats Eating Gilbert Grape, Showtime, Lethal Weapon series, Spawn, Spiderman 1-2, Bill And Ted's Excelent Adventure, Trainspoting, Hackers, Kids, Jurasic Park,Vampires Kiss, Eternal Sunshine, Taxi Driver,300, super bad

Television:

Although I think that T.V. sux these days: Futurama, Family Guy, Simpsons, Friends, Celebrity Poker, Any Poker Show, Scrubs,..

Heroes:

Fuckin Awesome Websites Acording To Me:(Warning view at own risk. Violent and sexual material may be found on 1 or more of these sites. Do not view at work or in public. Unless you like that kinda thing!?!)gorillaz.com -great little flash game set up around the gorillaz office ebaumsworld.com -funny and painful movies, check out the games too spikedhummor.com -another funny movie site, has more than ebaumsworld myspace.com -fuckin duh. If you dont know this then youz is stupid gamefaqs.com -for the gamers. Codes, walkthroughs, and more steakandcheese.com -offers more offensive movies. Watch out for random porn nascar.com -let your inner redneck out. (GO FAST TURN LEFT WHOOO!) Atack of the Show -great site to find other cool sites. And they gots dork stuff too.

My Blog

broken soul

he jumped from the highest curb hoping to catch the birds above him...people always told him he was a fool but he insisted on catching them birds...why not try from your roof they would say...but in h...
Posted by Discontinued Existance on Fri, 02 May 2008 06:32:00 PST

its killin me

who reads this shit?lemme know before i go crazy
Posted by Discontinued Existance on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 03:30:00 PST

have you ever

what do you know of man...have you dined with the best...drank with the worst...loved anybody in between...have you ever tipped a waiter 5 dollars then walked outside and ignored the vet on the street...
Posted by Discontinued Existance on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 02:49:00 PST

medicine in some form

i am the biggest undetermined person in the history of slackers...today i may just want to be a judge but tomorrow i may be a burger jockey...whatever suits what i feel...the only thing that hasnt cha...
Posted by Discontinued Existance on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 08:46:00 PST

10 minus 9 equals 1 dead kitty

so what if i cant see straight...i can still count to 5 before the donkey reaches the taco...but why does pedro need my pesos...damn that fools addiction to romance novels...when is he gonna wake up a...
Posted by Discontinued Existance on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 12:16:00 PST

hopeless romantic with out the romance

she was the last person he thought he would ever need...he finnaly had his line block to make his tetris...he no longer knew the word want...she smelled like angels outta...she burpped louder than a f...
Posted by Discontinued Existance on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 06:56:00 PST

more sober stories

i do believe that words are not words...just repeated dots in space that always seem to come together the right way...shapes and abstract lines that when seen together can invoke happiness, sadness, m...
Posted by Discontinued Existance on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 12:51:00 PST

crazyness to follow

it was if the elephant was telling Joel to jump from the carpet onto the oranges...tread with care though Joel for the oranges are filled with colored glass from the temple on third...but no worries y...
Posted by Discontinued Existance on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 05:55:00 PST

goin crazy bout

2 jump shit...pawn my shit and go to cali...serious shit here
Posted by Discontinued Existance on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 06:30:00 PST

dont really know what this is gonna be bout?

sleep sleep sleep sleep sleeppeerunpush upsit upwatershower shower showerwatersnackroll catgusherssamichtalk with ladymovie movie movietext the squadprolong workingdrive to nowheresmoke ciggardrive fr...
Posted by Discontinued Existance on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 04:51:00 PST