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SMASHLEY

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About Me

It was a hot summer night in July of 2005. Three drunken women named Smashley, Auriane and Tabby were hanging out in Smashley’s Mt. Vernon apartment. It was approaching 5am. These three fierce bitches were drinking, laughing, and more importantly...speaking about Anthony Iadanza...thats right, Tony Danza. “Aye Oh, Oh Aye” was the quote of the night. The more the booze flowed the more these girls thought it necessary to track Tony down. “We shall call him!” said Auriane. At that time she stole a phone from the guy passed out on the couch. His name was Brian, also known as D-Shot or Captain Save-A-Ho. Information was called. “City and state please.” Said the operator. Los Angeles, CA. The Danza residence. So that morning, every Danza in CA, NY, and Las Vegas received the same voicemail. “Tony! It’s Angela! Mona’s in the hospital! To this day, these three women still speak of Mr. Danza. They actually now have his agents phone number. To this day Tony Danza still gets the same drunken voicemail as he did on that hot July night...
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My Interests

martini's, shopping, traveling, clothes, bartenders, rockstars, strip clubs, good looking intelligent men, football, (love my RAVENS...jets are a close second) politics, tattoos, piercings, sushi, lounges, lobster, skydiving, acting up, talking shit, jamaica, wine, vodka, art (favorites are roy litchenstein, chuck close, andy warhol, as well as many others) i also enjoy the beach, charleston, NY, Boston, helicopters (yeah, i want one, FUCK TRAFFIC!) boats, hmm... ..

Music:

emma feline, dj dara, artful dodger, mj cole, goldie, roni size,aphrodite, DB, freaky flow, britney spears, christina aguilera, madonna, sublime, jason mraz, buju bantan, yellow man, outkast, 2pac, billy joel, janice joplin, paul simon, peter gabriel, phil collins, elton john, joe cocker, harry nilsson, deanna carter, david gray, jack johnson, green day, blink 182, social distortion, rancid, my chemical romance, goldfinger, 311, panic! at the disco, angels & airwaves, taking back sunday, yellowcard, fall out boy...there's probably a whole lot more...but i'm sure you have the general idea...

Movies:

the life of david gale, bowling for columbine, the lion king, legally blonde, primal fear, red dragon, the runaway jury, farenheit 911, double jeopardy, along came a spider, twisted, taking lives, training day, the chamber, a time to kill, shawshank redemption, white chicks...

Television:

curb your enthusiasm, law and order, law and order SVU, Will and Grace, anything really on CNN (inside politics, wolfe blitzer, etc) arrested development, real time with bill maher, daily show with jon stewart, the family guy, boston legal, grounded for life, southpark, reba, still standing, the new adventures of old christine, split ends, 30 rock, ugly betty...

Books:

Jackie Collins Hollywood Wives, John Grisham's The Partner, The Last Juror, The Summons and The Innocent Man, Al Franken's Lies and the Lying Liars, and Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot, Sydney Sheldon's Rage of Angels

Heroes:

MATT STOVER. he wins us football games...and barry scheck and peter neufeld for founding the innocence project. if you don't know what that is, you should look it up. www.innocenceproject.org also, john grisham for writing his last book, the innocent man which was his first non-fiction. its a book that everybody should read to get a better understanding of how our legal system really works. oh, and former governor george ryan of illinois. i mean, come on, the man is nominated for the nobel peace prize almost every freakin year.

My Blog

yacht rock episode 11

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Posted by SMASHLEY on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 08:57:00 PST

yacht rock episode 7

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Posted by SMASHLEY on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 08:56:00 PST

yacht rock episode 5

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Posted by SMASHLEY on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 08:53:00 PST

BGE

550 dollars for the month of january.  fuck your rate hike BGE!
Posted by SMASHLEY on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:10:00 PST

stalk me not

recently i've been harrassed by this creep show named jason.  he came over to my house a couple of times with my friend lance.  one night i was leaving work and i checked my phone.  i h...
Posted by SMASHLEY on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 01:11:00 PST

conchords

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbbxA8a_M_s
Posted by SMASHLEY on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 04:30:00 PST

steve

i really despise steve mcnair.  he sucks.  talk about riding the vinny testeverde bandwagon.  and besides...what kind of hip hop name is steve anyway?  steve...
Posted by SMASHLEY on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 04:24:00 PST

so very homeless

today i saw a homeless man wearing a sign, not holding it.  he actually had it strapped around his neck.  what a lazy son of a bitch.  no wonder he's homeless.  how can someon...
Posted by SMASHLEY on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 04:22:00 PST

BAM! thats whats up!


Posted by SMASHLEY on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 08:33:00 PST

canton square can basically suck it

hey drunk yuppy freaks that hang out in homeless ass canton square.  if i am in my car waiting to pick up my drunk friends and drive them home do not come up to my car, try to get in and think i'...
Posted by SMASHLEY on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 03:34:00 PST