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Thomas the Kev Engine

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About Me

TWO ARMS,TWO LEGS,TWO EYES, I'AM YOUR AVERAGE HUMAN BEING. *I was a teenage wear wolf. *I have a Big Muff,put it doesn't work. *I live in a town at resembles a empty shoe box with a Scalextric track next to it. *I have one back moler missing. *I'll do anything for love, but I won't chew hats. *I,ve just formed a new band called 'Yeltsin' but I'll just like to say we were called 'Yeltsin' before he died!

My Interests

Geeky things like Fender Stratocaster's,swearing,old tube amps,growing a beard them shaveing it off,spellimg worbs wong and sleeping up to 8 hours a night!

I'd like to meet:

Not a case of who I'd like to meet,but who would YOU like to meet(and listen to)!!!!. My 'Top Friends'are the bands in which I played the Strat in!So,go check them out and enjoy!

Music:

Jimi Hendrix,Led Zep,Beck,Pixies,Pavement,Broken Social Scene,Ramones,Elbow,Free,Death Cab For Cutie,David Bowie,Medium21,SFA,T Rex,Mew and loads of bands no one has ever heard of caues I am soooo cool!(joke).

Movies:

Blues Brothers,That film were a man kills another man cause he was in the FBI or something but the man wife was sleeping with someone from the CIA.I think it's called "Gone With the Breeze"? Will Smith and Shaun Bean are in it I think?

Television:

I'am all ready missing 'Harry Hill's T.V.'s Burp'! It was the ONLY good program that as been on in a long time in my opinion,cause I think pertty much everything else is SHIT on tele!

Books:

Viz Book of Crap Jokes,The Oxford Dictionary by St Michael.