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The Willow

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I have black hair. I like it. It came that way.I really like dancing and eating sushi (but not at the same time).

My Interests

Playing dress-up, wishing I had been born in another era, drawing & painting, clothing design & sewing, knitting, electric fish, good scotch, irish whiskey, wine & cheese, playing goddess over my animals, sparkles, swimming, cross country skiing, jumping in puddles, eating sushi off naked girls, playing records, playing, going to parks, refining the art of picnicing, table shuffle board olympics, long baths, sex, tea parties, spa treatments, cooking yummy food and then eating it, diving into deep/warm water, torturing small animals for the sake of art, hats, outdoor adventures, Teen Titans, reading, riding my motorcycle, perfecting my golf swing, squeezing the blood out of turnips, working on my house.

I'd like to meet:

Other motorcycle girls.

Music:

I like music, yes I do.

Movies:

I love musicals, especially murder mystery - drama - claymation - lovestory - musicals in foreign languages.

Television:

Queer as Folk, Strangers with Candy, Disinformation, Six Feet Under, Golden Girls, Ab-Fab, the Simpsons, the Young Ones, Home Movies, Reno 911, L-Word. and Mr. Bean.

Books:

Currently working on a KV memorial project. It is fun.

Heroes:

Eartha Kitt is pretty freaking amazing. So is Esmerelda. My real girls.

My Blog

The Morning News.

I went to the dentist this morning & I have no cavities*.  And they complimented me on my flossing skillz.  I think that maybe this is it.  I might just be a grown up now. *This may...
Posted by The Willow on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 10:20:00 PST

I need your help. Yes, that means you.

Have you recently gotten any emails like the one below?  I am collecting them, please send them to me.  There is usually an add - kind of like a banner -  in english (non-gibberish) abo...
Posted by The Willow on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 02:29:00 PST

Things that are gross smelling, that secretly smell good...

Sam and I have been compiling this list for a little while, and we have been thinking about it for longer still. I'm not sure why, but stuff like this intrigues us. Please add to it and then try to se...
Posted by The Willow on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 11:20:00 PST

Milk Man Me vs. Milk Man Saree.

For some reason I just remembered the best time that I have ever heard other people having sex.  Saree and I were drinking wine at her place that she had with Rekee in Fremont.  It was quite...
Posted by The Willow on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 01:47:00 PST

About the X-Mas Special that I am in...

This is what my mother said to me the other day when I told her about my recent screening of the Minds In Motion Christmas Special that I was in as a child: "Well, I'm sorry you were traumatized, but ...
Posted by The Willow on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 05:00:00 PST

Quotes from the Life of Willow

I have a Memo on my Treo of memorable quotes from my life, here are two favorites: This was said to me by a man in an El Camino who pulled up next to me at a stop light in Pioneer Square while I was ...
Posted by The Willow on Sat, 10 Dec 2005 04:59:00 PST

The Bottle Store

This is a memorable quote from the UW AIDS Benefit Ball, Dec. 2005. I saw you at that bottle store, talking to that girl.  Did you take a condom when you went off with her?
Posted by The Willow on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 02:00:00 PST

Striking Fear into the Hearts of Everyone Everywhere.

Do you know about the conspiracy of the squirrels for world domination? I am totally serious (and I am not saying that facetiously).  Here is the latest news.  Please note, it is highly dist...
Posted by The Willow on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 10:46:00 PST

Robot Dream

This morning I had a really "bizarro" dream that culminated in my escaping earth with about 20 other people in the belly of a giant robot that had been built as an escape pob. It was very cool and 19...
Posted by The Willow on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Peanut Coffee

So, I usually order a certain drink when I am at espresso stands or cafes. Currently, oh, I guess for about the past year, that drink has been a double shot americano with a little bit of chocolate, ...
Posted by The Willow on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST