There's too much to narrow it down to a few paragraphs. I'm a lover, a fighter, a gee-tar player. I play percussion, baseball, the fool, the comedian, the intellectual. I have more ideas than I know what to do with. I've probably have had a thought about most things and I've come to realize I know very little.
In the scheme of things... I drink therefore I am.
I think there should be no ban on bud and Bud didn't like being banned. He wondered why he had to leave the country. Getting a passport for him was a bitch.
I've seen just about the entire united states. I'm sorry if I didn't say hello but I had things to see and people to do.
I'm a sexual fanatic. But then again, what guy isn't? And if you're a guy and you're not a sexual fanatic, you need counsling.
Seriously... I try and watch what I eat but it gets pretty boring. It's similar to watching a pile of shit. Unless of course it's caddle. Then I'd like to go cow tipping.
I am a martial artist. I didn't know Bruce Lee. I wish I did... he kicked major ass. A keg of whup-ass just would describe the amount of ass whuppin's that he would be. I've always wondered if there was a Vat of ass whuppins. What would it look like? It's almost asking the difference between dark and light beer. It's not too subtle. You'd really notice it.
And that's how you get Laura Croft to skinny dip in Tomb Raider 3.
Cheers!
