about us: we're two little hairy buggers who live in a wee cage and lie about in our hammock all day. we got so bored that we decided to make a myspace page.
about allan: well, he's scottish, he never bloody feeds us or cleans our cage out, he always shouts at a thing called dundee united, he gambles, he drinks, he sings very very badly, and he laughs far too loudly. give him his due, he does let us out and about sometimes. we try and bite his toes...
RAT NEWS:
theres no news, we are officially unofficially the most boring rats what not to have no myspace page that doesnt exist ever.
we had proper chicken with proper bones for tea last night tho...
