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Hannah Fantastical

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About Me


- observing what is and accepting that as reality will create more of the same in your life -


well, i'm walking through the clouds..
with a circus mind that's running wild.
butterflies and zebras
and moonbeams..
and fairy tales.
that's all i ever think about...
I am a twenty two year old painter and artist. I am also a musician. Currently I am working to pay off my tuition for tattoo school so I can learn to tattoo professionally, which is my dream profession and one of my goals in life.
I belong to a vaudeville troop called Flaming Bitumen, in which I play fiddle and guitar and sing and act. I also play music in the wizardrock band called The Unforgivable Curses.
In my spare time I like to read alot, clown out, and make art of all kinds, including zines, toys and dolls, and mixed media stuffs.


I'm a Slytherin!
CURRENT MOON moon phase
a palm is the width of four fingers a foot is the width of four palms a cubit is the width of six palms a man's height is four cubits (and thus 24 palms) a pace is four cubits the length of a man's outspread arms is equal to his height the distance from the hairline to the bottom of the chin is one-tenth of a man's height the distance from the top of the head to the bottom of the chin is one-eighth of a man's height the maximum width of the shoulders is a quarter of a man's height the distance from the elbow to the tip of the hand is one-fifth of a man's height the distance from the elbow to the armpit is one-eighth of a man's height the length of the hand is one-tenth of a man's height the distance from the bottom of the chin to the nose is one-third of the length of the head the distance from the hairline to the eyebrows is one-third of the length of the face the length of the ear is one-third of the length of the face

My Interests

harry potter! the russian revolution, the bubonic plague, being a wizard, blasphemy and sacreligion, wasting away of consumption, painting, playing dress-up, chess, cannabis culture, victorian culture and fashion, french transcendental symbolism, drawing, corsets, vintage clothes, antiques, absinthe, pirates, piracy, outlaw maritime history, our post-industrial society, dolls, toy-making, ghost stories, horror movies, arcane superstitions, the paranormal, the supernatural, writing, learning new things on guitar, sociology, string theory, astronomy, science, spirituality, tattoos, history in general, playing music, clowning..

I'd like to meet:



the white stripes rock your mama

I'd like to meet people who are doing something with themselves, actively. People who know what they want to do with themselves and have interests that drive them forward, with goals and aspirations beyond getting drunk on the weekends.

Music:

MODEST MOUSE, a perfect circle, radiohead, the smashing pumpkins, deftones, old korn, old marilyn manson, the postal service, dethklok, tom waits, david bowie, flight of the conchords, saul williams, nick cave, bjork, immortal technique, rasputina, the cure, goodness, die form, the ramones, metric, nin, tori amos, sunny day real estate, matisyahu, animal collective, built to spill, led zeppelin, system of a down, sublime, the dresden dolls, the white stripes..

Movies:

tim burton's entire body of work.. heathers. fight club. bram stoker's dracula. the mysterious geographical explorations of jasper morello. natural born killers. freda. being john malkovitch. interview with a vampire. night of the living dead. i heart huckabees. the life aquatic with steve zissou. velvet goldmine. the royal tennenbaums. eternal sunshine of the spotless mind. the virgin suicides. lost in translation. marie antoinette. almost famous. little miss sunshine. hedwig and the angry inch. mirrormask. detroit rock city. moulin rouge. house of 1,000 corpses + the devil's rejects. hairspray (john waters!). pecker. also, i like movies where bruce willis saves the world.

Television:

[adult swim]

Books:

peter pan by j.m. barrie. 1984 by george orwell. the picture of dorian gray by oscar wilde. HARRY POTTER. a wrinkle in time etc.. by madeline le'engle. the handmaid's tale by margarate atwood. maniac magee by jerry spinelli. harris and me by gary paulsen. biting the sun by tanith lee. a season in hell and illuminations by arthur rimbaud. les fleurs du mal by charles baudelaire. the weetzie bat books by francesca lia block. vampire chronicles by anne rice. the tripods trilogy by john christopher. i also like judith merkle riley, herman hesse, garth nix, monica furlong, alice hoffman, roald dahl, ralph waldo emmerson, gregory mcguire, rainer maria rilke. when i was a teenager i loved poppy z. brite and stephen king.

Heroes:

my mother, my aunties, my grandmothers, my great grandmothers and all the other women that i descend from..but also, modigliani, aubrey beardsley, oscar wilde, stephane mallarme. van gogh. arthur rimbaud. charles baudelaire. billy corgan. tim burton. marilyn manson eating jell-o packs alone in his house for days. ghandi. mark ryden. absinthe.

My Blog

deeply unpopular opinions

i think having children is a great way to throw your life away. this is not true across the board, granted, but i think there are a lot of women who didn't ever realize (or care) that they could ...
Posted by Hannah Fantastical on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 10:30:00 PST

fucking DETHKLOK, bitches

..that is all.
Posted by Hannah Fantastical on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 12:56:00 PST

sectumsempra!

10 things that are amazing: 1. random acts of kindness2. drunken clown hugs3. feta cheese4. a long, hot shower5. when a tiny animal loves you6. seeing old friends7. the shift of seasons8. eating allig...
Posted by Hannah Fantastical on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 04:42:00 PST

accio survey!

Are you happy with your given name?: yes, i like itWhat is your guaranteed weeping movie?: spike lee's 'requiem: when the levees broke'What is the one thing you like to do alone?: paintWhat's a major ...
Posted by Hannah Fantastical on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 10:25:00 PST

flower of life workshop

on Nov. 17th, 18th, and 19th I'm going to a Flower of Life workshop in Ocean Shores with my friend Pavlos. I'm really excited about this and can't wait to see what it's like. the link is http://www.fl...
Posted by Hannah Fantastical on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 10:31:00 PST

should i return to shore or swim back out to sea?

tom waits is good. he was 'renfield' in coppola's dracula, which makes him even cooler to me. i love the shit outta that guy.i don't have to be to work untill 5:30 and i have tomorrow off which is awe...
Posted by Hannah Fantastical on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 10:31:00 PST

And All the angels, far and wide, sang their praises

last night i saw rasputina and les claypool at the showbox. it was cool and fun, although i had hoped that the act of despratley crowding around the stage, the hot sweaty crushing of bodies would...
Posted by Hannah Fantastical on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 01:16:00 PST

Attack of the benevolent zombies!

it is taking all my reserves of discipline and inner-strength not to just quit this job outright. every day i go there i think about it. it's a viscious cycle though, of course, because everyday i wak...
Posted by Hannah Fantastical on Sun, 14 May 2006 08:34:00 PST

"Nobody puts Baby in the corner."

dirty dancing is on t.v. i'm broke and hungry and bored and i can't wait to go to work tomorrow and get some money. today i rode around with my cousin and her boyfriend, we went free-shopping at the s...
Posted by Hannah Fantastical on Wed, 10 May 2006 10:11:00 PST

naked witchcraft in the backyard

today i got a sunburn. i am pink and painful. it's amazing to think of how far away the sun is, and yet, over all this distance, it's still hot enough to ever so slightly cook me. heh. this morni...
Posted by Hannah Fantastical on Fri, 05 May 2006 08:29:00 PST