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PHOTOSHOP SKILLS DEFENESTRATED

velvetoverkill

About Me


because the wind is high, it blows my mind

My Interests

TACTICAL WEBBING, PICANINNY RAILS, SHAPE CHARGES, FLASHBANGS, ZODIACS WITH MACHINE GUNS, PISTOL GRIPS, TRIP WIRES, CLAYMORES, NIGHT VISION, THERMITE

Music:


Movies:

el topo, flight of the navigator, la femme nikita, easy rider, barbarella, return to the valley of the dolls, chungking express, gozu, le temps du loup, midnight cowboy, mad max, rock & rule, death wish III

Television:

wonder showzen, aqua teen hunger force, house of cosbys, wings of the luftwaffe

Books:

naked lunch, neuromancer, cat's cradle, stranger in a strange land, cryptonomicon

Heroes:

zdzislaw beksinski, lou reed, takashi miike, william gibson, alejandro jodorowsky,

My Blog

MY STAR TREK FANFIC: PART 5

CHAPTER 5    In the sick bay, Beverly Crusher was scanning the other girl’s head a second time.  Her name was Beatrice.    "It appears the detoxing enzymes are...
Posted by PHOTOSHOP SKILLS DEFENESTRATED on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 02:58:00 PST

MY STAR TREK FANFIC: PART 4

CHAPTER 4    Picard’s space suit hissed and clunked its magnetic boots along the starboard warp drive of the Enterprise as it limped along at warp 2.  The damage was evident:...
Posted by PHOTOSHOP SKILLS DEFENESTRATED on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 01:46:00 PST

MY STAR TREK FANFIC: PART 3

CHAPTER 3    Ensign Jana Marley rolled over, exposing her apple shaped bare ass.  "Hold still," said Picard, and tapped out a line of fluffy Romulan coke onto it.  He rolled u...
Posted by PHOTOSHOP SKILLS DEFENESTRATED on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 12:57:00 PST

MY STAR TREK FANFIC: PART 2

CHAPTER 2    "Bridge to captain," chirped Picard’s star trek badge.  It was the ship’s chief engineer, Jordi LaForge. "Picard here."    "Our sensors have...
Posted by PHOTOSHOP SKILLS DEFENESTRATED on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 02:43:00 PST

MY STAR TREK FANFIC: PART 1

    <<~STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION~>>             "ENDURANCE"         <<~FANFIC...
Posted by PHOTOSHOP SKILLS DEFENESTRATED on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 12:15:00 PST

my little brother

North side, east sideLittle Willy, Willy wears the crown, he's the king around townDancing, glancingWilly drives them silly with his star shoe shimmy shuffle downWay past one, and feeling allright'Cos...
Posted by PHOTOSHOP SKILLS DEFENESTRATED on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 04:09:00 PST

wwii air combat

i found part of my granddad's world war 2 journal. he flew F4-U corsairs for the marines. Here is a small excerpt"APR 12 CAP Target - Okinawa - Jackson, Tucker, Krumm & I intercepted 40 Zekes & Tojo...
Posted by PHOTOSHOP SKILLS DEFENESTRATED on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 01:11:00 PST

black people hate me

It was the coolest night of the warmest week of April.  Stanley felt a stiff draft press his faux leather coat against his body, exposing the shape of a plastic flechette gun discreetly strapped ...
Posted by PHOTOSHOP SKILLS DEFENESTRATED on Tue, 02 May 2006 02:36:00 PST

on being a space pirate

1.always bring an extra tube of caulk just in case.2.check your space boots every morning for space scorpions.3.never navigate on zalthurian acid, because you WILL find the center.
Posted by PHOTOSHOP SKILLS DEFENESTRATED on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 08:01:00 PST