Pulling Off The Perfect First Date... |
Ok, so you finally scored that hot brunette's phone number and now you're ready to plan the much-anticipated yet somewhat nerve-wracking first date. What should you do? Dinner and a movie are ok, but ...
Posted by Autumn Austin on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:21:00 PST |
A Ladies' View On Picking Up Woman... |
When picking up a woman (a phrase I truly hate, but can't think of a better one), you hardly know-- or, know just a little-- it takes one secret weapon: Yourself! As in, just be yourself. Now, I didn'...
Posted by Autumn Austin on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:19:00 PST |
10 Ways To Romance Your Woman... |
You can buy your girl a diamond bracelet, but if you never call her at work or tell her how beautiful she is, you might as well have thrown your cash in the trash.
It doesn't take a lot of time or mon...
Posted by Autumn Austin on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 09:42:00 PST |
There was a businessman who was getting ready to go on a long business trip... |
There was a businessman who was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a huge flirt and got extremely horny when he was away, so he thought he'd get her something to keep he...
Posted by Autumn Austin on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 09:24:00 PST |
It was George the Mailman... |
It was George the Mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greet...
Posted by Autumn Austin on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 09:09:00 PST |
A nursery school teacher says to her class... |
A nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'Definitely' in a sentence?" First a little girl says "The sky is definitely blue" Teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray...
Posted by Autumn Austin on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 09:02:00 PST |
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms... |
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist behind the counter tells him that the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which one the young man wants.
"Well," he said, "I...
Posted by Autumn Austin on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 08:52:00 PST |
There was a farmer who grew watermelons... |
There was a farmer who grew watermelons, and although his business was doing well, he was pissed off constantly by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat watermelon...
Posted by Autumn Austin on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 08:36:00 PST |
What REALLYTurns A Woman On... |
Everyday, women drop hints on what turns them on. Andgood news for you-- most of these hints have to do with being touched (though not necessarily in THOSE spots, so get your mind out of the gutter)....
Posted by Autumn Austin on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:25:00 PST |
