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Mr edward coleman

dedicated follower of fascism...

About Me

My name is Edward Thomas Lytton Vaughan Coleman. I am a ruthless industrialist and professional theatricalist. Occasionally, I appear on the television. I have recently founded The Lost Souls Literary Club- a society dedicated to the perusal of subversive, surreal and salacious literature. The sort of books that would make Richard and Judy haemorrhage internally. You may find us here: www.myspace.com/lostsoulsliteraryclub On a lighter note, please enjoy this picture of a fluffy wuffy polar bear. Which may or may not be on Opium... As you can see I am a man of contrasts. I also like facts.A IMG{ border-style:none;

My Interests

Self-promotion and skullduggery. This often involves using my face to sell mobile phones to the overly-impressionable...

I'd like to meet:

Enthusiasts, Pioneers, Bon-Viveurs, Minstrels (the itinerant musicians not the chocolates), Rabble-rousers, Bystanders, Rapscallions, Wastrels, Coxcombs, Curmudgeons, Freebooters, Nay-sayers, Swaggerers, Raconteurs, Cartographers, Blighters, Rascals, Scoundrels, Sybarites, Malingerers, Epicureans, Vaudevillians, Ironmongers, Connoisseurs, Bounders, Olympians, Buccaneers, Hunter-gatherers, Ombudsmen, Fabulists, Philatelists, Conquistadors and Adam Hart-Davis

Television:

Sopranos, West Wing, Band of Brothers, The Day Today, Brass Eye, Blackadder, Alan Partridge, Curb your Enthusiasm, Garth Merenghi, Look Around You, The Thick of It

Heroes:

Peter Cook, William Blake, Jonathan Swift, Sir Christopher Wren, Charles Bukowski, Guybrush Threepwood, Oscar Wilde, Bruce Robinson, John Cleese, Gary Oldman, Simon Schama, David Starkey (That's right... both of them), Richard Dawkins, Michael Palin, British javellin sensation Steve Backley, and...

My Blog

Paradise Regained

I have just come back from Bishopsgate Police station. This was not a social call, though I often consider popping in to deliver an impromptu pep talk to our boys in blue; 'come on chaps, this crime i...
Posted by Mr edward coleman on Sun, 20 May 2007 12:27:00 PST

Daylight Robbery

On Fiday evening I was accosted by a pair of urban urchins who, perched atop a getaway scooter, snatched my bag and sped off into the Shoreditchian sunset. This act of mechanised banditry will have ga...
Posted by Mr edward coleman on Tue, 08 May 2007 09:39:00 PST