Self-promotion and skullduggery. This often involves using my face to sell mobile phones to the overly-impressionable...
Enthusiasts, Pioneers, Bon-Viveurs, Minstrels (the itinerant musicians not the chocolates), Rabble-rousers, Bystanders, Rapscallions, Wastrels, Coxcombs, Curmudgeons, Freebooters, Nay-sayers, Swaggerers, Raconteurs, Cartographers, Blighters, Rascals, Scoundrels, Sybarites, Malingerers, Epicureans, Vaudevillians, Ironmongers, Connoisseurs, Bounders, Olympians, Buccaneers, Hunter-gatherers, Ombudsmen, Fabulists, Philatelists, Conquistadors and Adam Hart-Davis
Sopranos, West Wing, Band of Brothers, The Day Today, Brass Eye, Blackadder, Alan Partridge, Curb your Enthusiasm, Garth Merenghi, Look Around You, The Thick of It
Peter Cook, William Blake, Jonathan Swift, Sir Christopher Wren, Charles Bukowski, Guybrush Threepwood, Oscar Wilde, Bruce Robinson, John Cleese, Gary Oldman, Simon Schama, David Starkey (That's right... both of them), Richard Dawkins, Michael Palin, British javellin sensation Steve Backley, and...