redneck usa |
How redneck are you?lived in the country?shot a gun?owned a gun?hunted?driven a truck?chewed tobacco?driven a tractor?gone camping?listen to country?owned a country cd?fished?worn a cowboy hat?worn co...
Posted by Earl Wyoming" on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 01:04:00 PST |
me Mum is up to her tricks again |
A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him. She finally overtook him at the checkout, and sh...
Posted by Earl Wyoming" on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 03:18:00 PST |
the blonde and the sailor |
A young blonde woman in Sydney was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself from the Harbour Bridge. She went down to the bridge and was about to leap into the frigid water wh...
Posted by Earl Wyoming" on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 03:15:00 PST |
Cowardly acts of the cyberbully |
Cowardly acts of the cyberbullyDarren OsborneSeptember 28, 2007 12:00amCourier Mail.28 Sept 2007A NEW breed of bully appears to be emerging, hiding behind the relatively safe confines of technology.Th...
Posted by Earl Wyoming" on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 01:40:00 PST |
Web the "new battleground" for smoking |
Web the "new battleground" for smokingThursday Sep 27 00:02 AESTPopular internet sites including YouTube, Facebook and MySpace are being used to promote smoking to teenagers, a health expert says.Univ...
Posted by Earl Wyoming" on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 02:15:00 PST |
NIgerians are adopting my sense of humour |
Oh I love this one from Nigeria:My Lordship/Friend,Calvary greetings in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, I am Mrs Sandra Smith,now a widow to Late Lewis Smith.I am 56 years old woman,Now a new Chris...
Posted by Earl Wyoming" on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 12:20:00 PST |
this one I couldn't resist |
Final straw at the picnic racesThe fashion stakes at Cowra's racetrack are keenly contested, writes Damien Woolnough | July 18, 2007 The Australian.IN Australian country towns people are never short o...
Posted by Earl Wyoming" on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 03:42:00 PST |
top 12 country songs |
12. I Hate Every Bone in Her Body But Mine.11. It's Hard to Kiss the Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass All Day.10. If the Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.9. I Liked You Better Before I Got to K...
Posted by Earl Wyoming" on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 03:59:00 PST |
deep thoughts by men fishing |
DEEP THOUGHTS BY MEN WHILE FISHING Two men are out ice fishing at their favorite fishing hole, just fishing quietly and drinking beer. Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Mel sa...
Posted by Earl Wyoming" on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 01:14:00 PST |
The Cab Ride |
Twenty years ago, I drove a cab for a living. When I arrived at 2:30 a.m. , the building was dark except for a single light in a ground floor window. Under these circumstances, many drivers would jus...
Posted by Earl Wyoming" on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 01:58:00 PST |
