I'm fat. I'm hot. I eat a lot.
I'm wider than I am long.
I am very handsome.
and you will give me love.
avocados, asparagus, Yarrah vegetarian dog food, plastic bottles, sand baths, vegans, german shepards and other male dogs, teenage boys, the driver's seat, tracy's sunroof, miami vice, no pants, warm weather, clear water, laundry piles, sun spots, my mother beauregard.
don't eat animals!
the mars volta, talking heads, peter gabriel and of montreal. oh. and raffi.
the rocky horor picture show. what?
the dog whisperer
caesar milan