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About Me

Mutha Uckas. Flight of the Conchords

Hellooooo my name is Shaun. I live in North Shields, which is in Newcastle. If you like me, add me, if you don't, then sod off cos you don't know what you're missing. If you know me, then why are you reading this? You already know this stuff. I'm 19. Erm...instead of listing the things I'm like (hilarious, handsome, mega-fit, reet-clever etc) then why not talk to me and get to know me! Or not, you know, whatever. Over and out! Free custom MySpace Layouts brought to you by MakeYourSpace.com !

Stereophonics - It Means Nothing

My Interests

Football. Beer. Mates. Hanging out. Sleeping. Reading. Writing. Watching TV. Going to the cinema. Playing games. Having a laugh. I've been learning the acoustic guitar for about a year and three months now and I'm....better than I was a year and three months ago.

I'd like to meet:

The first guy who ever thought "I know I'll squeeze these under a cow and drink whatever comes out." Clearly it was a good idea but what was going through his mind? Had he thought about it for months and gave it a go before realising he isn't a farmer and has gotten his bulls and cows mixed up meaning he has just spent the last hour drinking bull spunk? Was he bricking it while his wife assured him yes, it IS a cow dear, yes I'm sure dear, hurry up and do it dear or I'll hit you dear.I have gone and done it and met me heroes! I met Simon Pegg, Nick Frost and Edgar Wright at a HMV signing where I got pics (check the pics section) and a signed HOT FUZZ poster currently taking pride o' place on my bedroom wall.
James Cunt - Bloody Cold

Shaun of the Dead

HOT FUZZ

Music:

Stuff that doesn't sound like a million fire engines chasing four million ambulances through a war zone, and isn't played at a volume that makes the empty chair beside me bleed. Stereophonics. Oasis. Arctic Monkeys. Lightening Seeds. Badly Drawn Boy. Richard Ashcroft. The Verve. The Fratellis. Justin Timberlake. Fleetwood Mac. Luther Vandross. Stevie Wonder. Rolling Stones. Morissey. The Strokes. The Kinks. The Kooks. Grandmaster Flash. Dance music. Chemical Brothers. Bryan Adams. Eric Clapton. Toploader. Feeder. Ash. Queen. Kings of Leon. Eminem. (will add more when I remember more/can be arsed)

Movies:

Shaun of the Dead. Oldboy. Gladiator. Apt Pupil. Scarface. Mike Bassett. The Business. snatch. Donnie Darko. 40 Year Old Virgin. LOTR trilogy. JAWS. Kill Bill vol 1+2. HOT FUZZ. Bruce Almighty. Anchorman. I, Robot. Borat. Philadelphia. Forrest Gump. American Pie One, Two and Three but not the shite spin-offs. George A. Romero's Living Dead Quadrilogy. The Dawn of the Dead remake. TwentyEight Days Later. Rocky. Rocky II. Rocky Balboa. Ali. Independence Day. The Bourne Identity. The Bourne Supremacy. Python's Life Of Brian. Saving Private Ryan. Austin Powers. Dead Man's Shoes. Bad Boys 1 + 2. The Truman Show. Oceans Eleven. Shrek 1+2. Wallace and Gromit. L.A. Confidential. Superman Returns, plus the originals. Evil Dead Trilogy. Mouse Hunt. Enduring Love. Shallow Grave. Dog Soldiers. Catch Me If You Can. Batman Begins. Spiderman 1+2. Ronin. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Dodgeball. Jackass The Movie. It's All Gone Pete Tong. Fargo. The 'Burbs. Desperado. Reservoir Dogs. Pulp Fiction. Bubba Ho-Tep. There's Something About Mary. Deja Vu. Pirates of the Caribbean 1+2. Fight Club. American History X. Ghostbusters 1+2. Big Fish. Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind. ET. About A Boy. Lost In Translation. The Green Mile. It's A Wonderful Life. (more will be added when I remember/can be arsed)

Television:

SPACED. FRIENDS. BIG TRAIN. SCRUBS. My Name Is Earl. Not The Nine O'Clock News. The Office. Bo' Selecta. Family Guy. Band of Brothers. Garth Marenghi's Darkplace. Father Ted. Mighty Boosh. Goodness Gracious Me. Jackass. Black Books. Phoenix Nights. Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps. I love stand-up too, with comics like Lee Evans, Ross Noble, Dara O'Briein. Dylan Moran. Ricky Gervais. Jack Dee. Billy Connolly. Peter Kay. (more will be added when I remember/can be arsed) MMMMM elephant fresh!

Books:

I can't be arsed typing out all the books as I have shitloads so I'll put the author's names down instead. Terry Pratchett. Terry Brooks. Robert Rankin. Neil Gaiman. Dan Brown. J.R.R. Tolkien. C.S. Lewis. Stephen King. J.K. Rowling. Douglas Adams. Tom Sharpe. I also have biographies on people like Ricky Tomlinson. Spike Milligan. Morecambe and Wise. Michael Palin. Ronnie Barker. Bruce Campbell. Benny Hill. (more will be added when I remember/can be arsed)

Heroes:

SO MANY PEOPLE. Simon Pegg. Nick Frost. Edgar Wright. Paddy Considine. The Two Ronnies. Morecambe and Wise. Laurel and Hardy. Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis. Lee Evans. Dylan Moran. Terry Pratchett. Alan Shearer. Shay Given. Manuel Guillan. Steven Spielberg. Martin Scorcese. Shane Meadows. Danny Boyle. Robert Deniro. Al Pacino. Brad Pitt. Quentin Tarantino. Robert Rodriguez. Homer Simpson. Peter Griffin. Moleman from the Simpsons. (more will be added when I remember/can be arsed)

My Blog

I can’t hold on much longer...

Every year, I try to suppress my festive feelings for as long as possible and try and be more and more mature as the years go by, and every year I fail miserably.You see, I'm a big kid when it comes t...
Posted by Shaun on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 01:49:00 PST

Long May They Go On

WORD GETS AROUND Thousand Trees, Looks Like Chaplin, More Life In A Tramps Vest, Local Boy In The Photograph, Traffic, Not Up To You, Check My Eyelids For Holes, Same Size Feet, Last Of The Big Time D...
Posted by Shaun on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 01:50:00 PST

Same shit, different day?

Well howdy doody dandy, folks. Its been a while since I wrote my last blog on good ol' MySpace, so I thought I'd give you good people an update on the here and now of my life and what I've been up to!...
Posted by Shaun on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 03:25:00 PST

Cancer is cool?

I hate smoking, smoke and pretty much everybody who chooses to smoke. It is a vile and nasty habit, it kills, it causes cancer, and second-hand smoke is a disgusting by-product for people who don't ch...
Posted by Shaun on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 02:19:00 PST

The Block Of Non-Creativity

So, uh...I'm sat here at 1.14am (at the time of writing, not posting) and I've sat in front of the computer screen for hours now, FRIENDS on DVD in the background and FM07 on the desktop (damn you, Re...
Posted by Shaun on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 05:45:00 PST

SHERBERT POTTER

So! My first blog for nearly three months... SO MUCH to catch up on! Er... ... I think I may have scratched my arse rounds about mid-August.... I'm back at college after my five-month experiment ...
Posted by Shaun on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 02:18:00 PST

Not The Most Linear Of Blogs...

Am I the only one who finds Big Brother a load of steaming shite? In fact, no, it's not steaming, its dried up and crusty and surrounded by flies, 'cos its OLD dammit OLD and BORING and STUPID. Same g...
Posted by Shaun on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 02:52:00 PST

Midget Ticket Inspector and Me

Hello and welcome to my brand spanking new latest blog. I have started this blog without having an actual topic in mind, so if I begin it by talking about drinking and finish it by trying to convince ...
Posted by Shaun on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 04:13:00 PST

Indiana Jones and the Firewall Virus Protection Settings

Today is the 12th of June 2006, 1.10pm. Tomorrow will be the 13th of June 2006. Just thought you should know. Today I'm feeling rather creative, I feel that if I get an idea I'm gonna explode and spen...
Posted by Shaun on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 05:29:00 PST

My First myspace Blog

"And lo, God created the Heavens and the Earth. He looked upon it and He saw that it was good." Genesis Arrogant cock. And so, we are brought to my very first myspace blog. I have done oth...
Posted by Shaun on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 03:45:00 PST