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Ross

The Trippy Donut

About Me


Wouldn't The World Be Better Off If We Took Nonsense More Seriously?
O HAI! I'm Ross, and if you're reading this, well done, you actually give a shit about me xP. This is my Myspace profile...ain't it pretty? Here's some useless facts about me =O
I am born, bread and buttered in the North East.
Trust me, I'm a nice person
My friends rock my cox.
I go to Newcastle College and do Media.
I have an extremely large t-shirt collection
I'm In Love With The Most Amazing Girl On The Planet, EVER!
I have a face made of silly putty
I draw pictures
I run the Pickled Dick street team, you should join us ^_^
I Love to climb things And Ride My Bike, that's my exercise regime for you.
If I could give you one piece of advice it would be to chase your dreams and discover something new with each step you take
Well, now that's out of the way, become my friend and have a chat with me. I'm sure it'll be riveting
Toodle Pip!
I Likes =):
[adult swim]
The Cinema
Corona
Court Cream Eggs
Crisps
Diet Coke
Domokun
DVD's
Explosm Comics
The Friends
Giggling Babies
Gigs
Good music
I Can Has Cheezburger
Tinternet
My iPod
Italian Food
KFC
LOLCATS
MSN
Parties
Shake'a'Holic!
Stella Artois
Talking In 1st Person

I Hates =(
Post-92 8-Bit Music
Amy Winehouse
Beth Ditto
Big Brother
Brass Knuckles
Censorship
Che Guevara Merchendise
Charv Culture
Cigarette Smoke
Coke Zero
Eliot Minor
Emo
Enter Shikari
Fall Out Boy
Fanboys
F.R.I.E.N.D.S
George Bush
Guitar Hero
Gym Class Heroes
Harry Potter
Harry Potter Fanatics That Dress Up To Buy The Books
Hello Kitty
High School Musical
Hot Topic
I ♥ NY T-shirts
Jeffree Star
Jeremy Kyle
Justin Fucking Timberlake
KanYe West
Kate Moss
Kevin Federline
Kids Who Dress Like The Horrors
Lady Sovereign
Lil' Chris
Lordi
McFly
Michael Bay
Mika
MTV
My Super Sweet Sixteen
New Rave
Nickelback
Noel Edmonds
Oli Sykes
Overzealous Religious Crazies
Panic! At The Disco
Paramore
Paris Hilton
Pete Wentz
Pirates Of The Carribbean (Ride And Movies)
Political Correctness
Pucca
R&B
Rave
Reality Television
Religion
Rihanna
Russell Brand
Scientology
Screamo
Sean Kingston
Sonny Moore
Souljah Boy Tellem
Spam
Teenie Boppers
Tight Jeans On Men
Timbaland
The Timewarp
Tom Cruise
Trend Followers
Ugly Betty
Unresponsive Myspace 'Friends'
Victoria Beckham
William Sledd
Leave Me A Voice Comment:
I Love The Dancing Mushrooms From Fantasia

My Interests


.. Art, Film, Television, Newcastle, Music, TV, Partying! Woo! Pop-Culture, Internet Culture and playing guitar
That's All Folks!

I'd like to meet:


I Love Court


Let me introduce you to the love of my life. There's not enough words I can use to describe how much this girl means to me. It's scary how much we have in common. She makes me so happy it's unbelievable. Her smile, her voice, her giggle, her eyes, her hugs, her kisses, her tickles, everything about her lightens up my day. I have spent the happiest moments of my life with her in my arms, and there are plenty more yet to come. She means the world to me, she's smart, funny, beautiful and best of all...She's mine! And I love her with all my heart

Music:

Thou Shalt Not Make Repetitive Generic Music
I like a wide variety of music. I like to expand my horizons...unless they are brought to me

STUFF I BLAST OUT THE MOST: +44
A
Alkaline Trio
Angels And Airwaves
Aphex Twin
Arctic Monkeys
The Avalanches
The Beastie Boys
Beck
Biffy Clyro
Bjork
Blink 182
The Blood Brothers
Bloodhound Gang
Box Car Racer
Capdown
CKY
Comeback Kid
Coheed And Cambria
Dangerdoom
Daughters
David R Black
Death From Above 1979
The Dillinger Escape Plan
Electric Eel Shock
Faith No More
The Fall Of Troy
Fantomas
Foo Fighters
Frank Turner
General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners
Green Day
Hogwash
Idiot Pilot
Incubus
The Jimi Hendrix Experience
Jimmy Eat World
Joe Satriani
Less Than Jake
The Locust
Madvillain
Marilyn Manson (Pre-Tainted Love)
The Mars Volta
Massive Attack
MC Lars
Metallica (Pre-Load)
Mike TV
MF Doom
Millencolin
Mindless Self Indulgence
Moira Stewart Motion Sickness
Mr. Bungle
Muse
Nice Peter
Nightmare Of You
No Dramas
NOFX
The Number Twelve Looks Like You
The Offspring
Paul Gilbert
Peeping Tom
Pendulum
Pink Floyd
Portishead
The Presidents Of The United States Of America
The Prodigy
Queens Of The Stone Age
Radiohead
Rage Against The Machine
Ramones
Reel Big Fish
Refused
Ryan Is Fun
Smashing Pumpkins
Steve Vai
Sum 41
System Of A Down
Tally Hall
Team Spider
Tenacious D
Terry Scott Taylor
Tom Waits
Tomahawk
Tool
Toy Dolls
A Tribe Called Quest
The Tubes
Viktor Vaughn
We Are Scientists
Weezer (Pre-Maladroit)
The Who
Yourcodenameis:Milo

BANDS I SHAMELESSLY PROMOTE
Castdown
David R Black
Dirty Cavaliers
Hogwash
The LunaticRadio.com Show
Make It Better Later
Motion Sickness
Mike TV
No Dramas
The Plainfield Deathcount
Red Bar Radio
Team Spider
Taxi Cab Pilots

BANDS I'VE SEEN LIVE
+44
2 Many Units
Adequate Seven
Aggrolites
Angels & Airwaves
Antiproduct (x2)
The Arse Klarts
Astro Chimps
Authority Zero
Barcode
Because We Can
Benk
Beyond This Point
Biffy Clyro (x2)
Billy No Mates
Blink 182
Bloodhound Gang
The Blood Brothers
The Bounders
The Break Fasters
Captive Audio
Coheed And Cambria
Colurblind (x2)
Crashed Out
Daughters
David R Black (x3)
Dead Hot Workshop
Defy
Dirty Cavaliers (x4)
The Divide Issue
Dropkick Murphy's
Early Morning Soundcheck (x3)
Electric Eel Shock (x3)
Engine
Eva Braun
The Fall Of Troy
Fist
Foo Fighters
Forward Russia
Frank Turner (x3)
From A City Called This (x3)
G3
Genocide (x2)
Gin Blossoms
Goldblade
Green Day (x2)
Hogwash
Idiocentric (x3)
Infected (x3)
Jacob Golden
Jefferson Starship
Joe Satriani (x2)
Jonah Matranga
Kaikoura
The Kinison
Less Than Jake (x2)
The Living End
The Locust
Los Paraliticos
Low Flying Pigeon
The Lucky Nine
Madness
Make It Better Later
Mantis
The Maple State
Marky Ramone
The Matches
Me First And The Gimme Gimmes
Mike TV (x7)
Mindless Self Indulgence
Mojo Farmers
Motion Sickness (A lot of x’s)
My Last Try
No Dramas (x6)
New Found Glory
Pendulum
The Ramsays
Reel Big Fish
Robert Fripp
Sebastian Bach
Scanners
Signuls
Silicon Vultures
Skruffz
Slapstanley
Sonic Boom Six
The Sounds
Soundstyle
The Southern Electrics
Steve Vai
Streetlight Manifesto
Sugarcult
Summertime Blues
TAT
That Fucking Tank
Thrice
Tiger Tailz
Tigers!
The Tommys
Tramps And Thieves
Travis
The Tubes (x4)
UK Subs
Underline Hero
The Velvettones
WCCC
Whores Whores Whores
Y+T
You Me At Six (They Were Shit)
Your Local Hero
Yourcodenameis:Milo

Movies:

I like good movies, although they are a rare occurrance these days. I will tell you that you have no reasons to see films like Date Movie, 13 Going On 30 or High School Musical. But take a Look At My Taste in movies below.
MY FAVOURITE MOVIES OF ALL TIME 28 Days Later
The 40 Year Old Virgin
A Clockwork Orange
A Shot In The Dark
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
Airplane!
Akira
Alien
American Beauty
American Pie
Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy
And Now For Something Completely Different
Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theatres
Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
Austin Powers: Goldmember
Baby's Day Out
Bad Santa
Batman
Batman Returns
Batman Begins
Bean: The Ultimate Disaster Movie
Beavis And Butthead Do America
The Big Lebowski
Blazing Saddles
Blue Velvet
The Blues Brothers
Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan
Bowling For Columbine
Boyz N The Hood
CKY
CKY2K
CKY 3
CKY 4: Latest And Greatest
Clerks
Clerks II
Coming To America
Crank
Dirty Harry
Dirty Sanchez: The Movie
Dogma
Donnie Darko
Dr. Strangelove. Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb
Dude, Where’s My Car?
Dumb And Dumber
Ed Wood
Edward Scissorhands
The Elephant Man
End Of The Century: The Story Of The Ramones
Eraserhead
Euro Trip
Fahrenheit 9/11
Fantasia
Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Fight Club
Finding Nemo
Forrest Gump
Freaks
Friday
Full Metal Jacket
Ghostbusters
The Godfather
Good Burger
Goodfellas
The Great Dictator
Groundhog Day
Haggard
Harold And Kumar Go To White Castle
Harvie Krumpet
Hot Fuzz
The Human Tornado
Identity
Jackass: The Movie
Jackass: Number Two
Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back
The Kentucky Fried Movie
The Kid
The Last King Of Scotland
The Laurel And Hardy Collection
The League Of Gentlemen’s Apocalypse
Little Miss Sunshine
Liar Liar
Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrells
Mallrats
The Matrix
Me, Myself And Irene
Men In Black
Monty Python and The Holy Grail
Monty Python's Life Of Brian
Monty Python's Meaning Of Life
Mr. Bean's Holiday
Nacho Libre
The Naked Gun
Napoleon Dynamite
Night Of The Living Dead
Office Space
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
Orgazmo
Police Academy
The Producers
Pulp Fiction
Reservoir Dogs
Road Trip
Saw
Scarface
Scary Movie
Sin City
Shaun Of The Dead
The Shawshank Redemption
Shrek
Sicko
The Simpsons Movie
Smokin' Aces
South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut
Space Jam
Spiderman
Snatch
Stand By Me
Super Size Me
Superman
Taxi Driver
Team America: World Police
Tenacious D: The Pick Of Destiny
Thank You For Smoking
Toy Story
Trainspotting
True Romance
Tsotsi
The Usual Suspects
V For Vendetta
Waiting...
Waking Life
Wallace And Gromit In The Curse Of The Were Rabbit
Wayne's World
Zoolander

Television:

A lot of my favourite shows aren't on anymore. Here's the stuff you should be watching...
MY FAVOURITE TV SHOWS PAST AND PRESENT:
12 Oz. Mouse
American Dad
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Assy McGee
Beavis And Butthead
Black Books
Bottom
The Brak Show
Captain Scarlet And The Mysterons
Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Daria
The Day Today
Dexter
Family Guy
Father Ted
The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air
Frisky Dingo
Have I Got News For You
The I.T. Crowd
Jackass
Johnny Bravo
Kenny vs. Spenny
The League Of Gentlemen
Max And Paddy's Road To Nowhere
Metalocalypse
The Mighty Boosh
Mock The Week
Monkey Dust
Monty Python's Flying Circus
Moral Orel
Mr. Bean
Nevermind The Buzzcocks
Not The 9 O'Clock News
Peep Show
Police Squad!
Ren And Stimpy
Robot Chicken
Sealab 2021
South Park
Space Ghost Coast To Coast
Spaced
Stingray
The Strangerers
Takeshi's Castle
Tenacious D
Thunderbirds
Tom And Jerry
Tom Goes To The Mayor
Top Gear
Trailer Park Boys
Viva La Bam

Books:

Reading makes your brain and grammar betterer

CURRENTLY ON MY BOOKSHELF:
Of Mice And Men
John Steinbeck
The Man In The Skirt
Gez Walsh
Wicked Comedy For The Cistern Chapel
Alan Barrett
Is It Just Me or Is Everything Shit?: The Encyclopedia of Modern Life
Steve Lowe & Alan McArthur
Is It Just Me or Is Everything Shit?: Volume 2
Steve Lowe & Alan McArthur
The Gospel Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster
Bobby Henderson

Heroes:


ROSS DIXON IS INSPIRED BY: Anthony Padilla
Bam Margera
Barry Scott
Bill Hicks
Brandon Dicamillo
Charlie Brooker
Charlie Chaplin
Chris Cunningham
Dylan Moran
Henry Rollins
Ian Hecox
Japanese Ronald McDonald
Julian Barratt
Kevin Smith
Larry David
Lee Evans
Mike Patton
Noel Fielding
Shepard Fairey
Simon Amstell
Simon Neil
My Friends In Alphabetical Order (I can't be fucked with Top 8 Bitching anymore) Alex
Ben
Ben
Billy
Bobby
Boh3m3
Callum
Calum
Chris Cross
Courts ♥
Dean
Dean
Domb
Downie
Doxy
Faye
Fergy
Herbert
James
James
Jenny
Joe
Laura
Kez
Maddie
Matt
Michael
Mike TV
Milligan
Phil
Pickled Jhon
Rachie
Riff
Shaun
Tonya
Trev
Twix

My Blog

Ross Of The Dead

Has anybody ever noticed that once you sit in front of a computer in a public college IT cafe all brainpower ceases and you stare heavily eyed and open mouthed at the moniter ever more intensely as ti...
Posted by Ross on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 07:40:00 PST

A Small Rant...

I am going to see Angels & Airwaves in London next week with my wonderful girlfriend Courtney, what a delightful experience, but...they’re being supported by You Me At Six also known as the ...
Posted by Ross on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 12:59:00 PST

Eighteen

.. Thanks to everybody for turning up and getting plenty pissed and plenty noisy. Let’s raise a glass to friendship!...
Posted by Ross on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 08:52:00 PST

Public Displays Of Erection

Being a teenage student, promiscuity is something I encounter on a day to day basis. Whether it be your good mate, talking about that great shag he had last night, Gangster Rich from your class tryi...
Posted by Ross on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 09:47:00 PST

Courtney Sharman...

This is my wonderful girlfriend, Court, and thanks to this wonderful social networking website, our paths crossed. She has made the single biggest impact of anyone who has been a part of my life. Our ...
Posted by Ross on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 01:49:00 PST

Me & Court Unexpectedly Find Ourselves On Youtube

How lovely...
Posted by Ross on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 01:58:00 PST

R.I.P. Camera

After years of punishment my camera is on it's last legs, even in it's final moments it held up brilliant quality...for example,Here's a wonderful picture of me and my girlfriend, Court:and some prett...
Posted by Ross on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 10:25:00 PST

Vanessa Hudgens Is More Manly

It's trueI challenge any man, woman or child to find Zac Efron's masculinitySeriously, I can't see this guy chopping wood or working on big ass mac...
Posted by Ross on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 07:36:00 PST

Irene Bishop

Well, she's now at peace. No more pain for this wonderful woman. I just wish when I go, I will go the same way she did, peacefully in my sleep, surrounded by my family.Instead of being all melancholy ...
Posted by Ross on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 12:45:00 PST

Film Review: The Human Tornado ....Muthafucka!

The Human TornadoStarring: Rudy Ray MooreDirector: Cliff RoquemoreNow this one is an obscure one. A blaxploitation film from the mid-70's. For those of you not familiar with the genre, these films wer...
Posted by Ross on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 11:05:00 PST