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The King

"No Pain No Gain"

About Me

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Hey there... thanks for dropping by.A little bit about me - Currently living in South West London. I came to England 5 years ago and since then I've been living as an illegal immigrant! LOL I work in television. I make those sort of programmes that no one watches and I'm pretty happy about it. I'm also a frustrated writer and a wannabe photographer. I'm trying to become a multimedia phenomenon.If that doesn't happen, I wouldn't mind lifting a FIFA World Cup or growing a Hulk Hogan moustache.form action='http://www.kwiz.biz/simplesurveys/do-survey.php' method='post' target='_new'
About Me
Name Giorgio
Nickname G, Geo, Gio, Mr Murru, Kermit,
Birthday 20 Sept 1978
Age 28 going on 12
Height 5ft8
Hair Color Black
Eye Color Cow Brown
Have You Ever
Fallen for your besfriend I am secretly in llllove with Senyo Agbohlah
Kissed someone who was just your friend I snog all my friends
Been rejected Got shot down a fair few times
Been in love Once... and it was enough
Used someone I used one of my housemates to mop the floor
Cheated on someone Once and I felt like shite afterwards and confessed it
Been cheated on I only know about one but it is more than that surely
Done something you regret Something I should regret but I don't
Do you ...
Color your hair I am actually ginger
Have tattos Not yet
If so how many Read above
Have any peircings Not anymore
If so how many zero
Have a bf/gf I have both
Like thunderstorms Only if I am not the one to get thuderstruck
Ever get off the computer Hahaah... i like this one
Have you/Do you have...
Considered a life of crime I'm the don of all dons
Considered being a hooker I regularly cruise in Clapham Common
Coneidered being a pimp Too much hassle
Split personalities When I drink tequila I'm a different person
Obsessions Apart from women?
Panic Nah... panic is for losers
Anxiety nah... I'm totally oblivious
Depression/Considered suicid I felt suicidal after seeing my team losing a few Champions' League finals
Right now..
Current clothes I'm completely naked
Current mood Happy Bunny
Current hair Down... not as spiky as usual
Current music Ooh Wee - Mark Ronson (La la la la lalalala!)
Current annoyance Backache
Current perfume/cologne Fahrenheit by Dior (the only one for moi)
Current thing you should be doing Packing up for my trip
Current crush Myself
Favorite
Drink A cold bottle of Modelo beer
Color Green
Candy I don't do candies
Tv Show Any I worked on (officially, unofficially Scrubs!)
Movie Fargo (and many more)
Place Mala Strana in Prague
Person to talk to My sister Barbara (she can be a right pain in the rectum though!)
Do your perfer..
McDonalds or Burger King The King loves Burger King
Marry the Perfect Lover or the perfect friend I'd go for a great friend who makes my toes curl in bed
Root Beer or Dr Pepper I'd rather drink my own piss
Sunshine or Rain I'm Sardinian... that's a stupid question. I'd never seen the rain until I moved to England
Spring or Fall Spring but I don't mind fall
Winter or Summer Summer, I'm a beach bum plus cold weather dries my hands LOL
Vanilla or Chocolate Choco
Snowboarding or Sking Sailing
Lights on or Off Depends on what for
Are you...
Understanding only when I want to
Open Minded same as above
Bad Tempered no, just grumpy
Happy I am now
Attractive My mum thinks I'm a pretty boy. But she's the only one. Bless her!
Bored Easily ermmm
Sad I was when my cat died
Unique I'd say "special"
What do you like in a Girl/ Boy In a girl pretty much everything. In a boy pretty much nothing
Eyes 2
Hair color Nice hair... I don't know about the colour (my best buddies say I have a fav colour but that's cack!)
Long or short hair not fussy
Height not into giraffes
Body Type womanly figure (meaning not a plumper...)
Personality Fun, Deep, Dreamer and she must be a saint to cope with me.
Random
How would you describe yourself I'd love to say I'm the bomb or the big dawg but I'm so totally not.
Do you have any Pets? Just my housemates Ines and Sarah. They sometimes pooh on the carpet and I have to clean after them
Have any syblings? 1 sister Barbara
What do you want to be when you grow up? A Bishop or an Emperor
Do you wanna get married and have kids? ?
What is your best physical Trait? I'd say my smile but a plastic surgeon once said I have a perfect nose (I am now convinced it's my best feature!)
What is the best thing about your personality? God, I struggle to find something positive...
What words do you overuse Dude - I mean -
Whats the most annoying thing about you My accent
End this survey with a quote Bukkake Ruined My Carpet... not really
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My Interests

I love independent cinema, photography, documentaries, playing guitar, keeping fit, wild boar hunting, mud-wrestling, and hairdressing (I've never done it, but if you feel adventurous I can restyle your haircut).

I'd like to meet:

Either the Dalai Lama or Abi Titmuss. LOL

Music:

I've got an eclectic taste. Nirvana, Dave Matthews Band, Marvin Gaye, Foo Fighters, NERD, Common, the Police, Snow Patrol, Kanye West, Sikitikis, John Legend, Mos Def, Ganstarr, Fiona Apple, Pearl Jam, Jimi Hendrix, Subsonica, Fratellis, Sex Pistols, Queens of the Stone Age, RATM, REM and so forth.

Movies:

Reservoir Dogs, The Usual Suspects, Fargo, Sleepers, Singles, Do the Right Thing, Amores Perros, Crash, The 25th Hour, Fight Club, Donnie Brasco (Forgettabboutit!), Goodfellas, Donnie Darko, the Goonies, The Godfather Trilogy (Minus the 3rd one!), American History X, Wings of Desire and Little Miss Sunshine. Just to name a few.

Television:

The Jeremy Kyle Show! JK Rocks! I also watch current affairs programmes (Panorama, Dispatches, This World) and comedy (Peep Show, Scrubs, Friends, Little Britain and others)... and Anthony Worral Thompson.

Books:

Darkly Dreaming Dexter, Almost Blue, Live From Death Row,Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, Dining With Terrorists, Deterring Democracy and Cinderella.

Heroes:

The Dalai Lama and Abi Titmuss. Obviously!

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My Blog

Easter Monday doubts

There is something special about Easter Monday. It's probably because it's one of the few Mondays of the year my mood is not foul. And especially today. I'm sitting on my bed, easy like Sunday mornin...
Posted by The King on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 02:13:00 PST

A Rough Guide to Mr M

Yo, I'm seriously bored. I'm waiting for Mexico to wake up to start calling. In the meantime, here is a list of what I like and what I don't. A sort of  " A Rough Guide to Mr M". I love laughing ...
Posted by The King on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 07:20:00 PST

Sex, Lice and Videotapes

Hey up,I just wanted you to know that my last TV endeavour is on BBC3 tonight (15/02/07) at 9pm. It's a documentary called "Sex, Lice and Videotapes". It's quite funny, yet very informative. It's a do...
Posted by The King on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 06:04:00 PST