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jasmine

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About Me

Well im really bad at writing these so enjoy the nonsense that shall follow. good nonsense. you like that don't you! just a nice spoonful of nonsense dont you bitches dontcha! well probably obably ob

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My Interests

Lots of things interest me. but nothing more than the good word of Jesus, Ah baby Jesus look at him... it seems so fitting in its way, he was a carpenter by trade, or at least thats what i'm told... which brings me to the real truth i hate J*%£*.

I'd like to meet:

Sioxsie and David Bowie and Nick Cave... and all kinds of other important people... But not you... no definantly not you, over there with the marmite fold (bewildered looks on the faces of onlookers!

Music:

YES YES YES, i know that many people like music and eat it with thier forks of treble cleff... and i am one of those people and yet i eat mine with a semi tone. i like like all things ugly beautiful and if you don't understand what i mean fuck you..you know nothing of music, everything you listen to makes the ears of small children bleed i piss on you with my fleshy hose of justice. Or maybe you like the same music as me in which case come on in friend you catch your death out there there will be no hose justice for you today!tea circle.you like that well you shouldn't thats my sideboob.

Movies:

Yes i like those they're good they take away precious moments of your life.

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Television:

ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH these are the moment stealers they rob you of precious moments of you life not like films they carry the moments away so softly on a bed of feathers and lay them to rest on the eyelids of puppys awww we love you films... like you love us... away television in to the corner you must go, with your head in shame and a lap full of woe.

Books:

Many books have come into my small and humble life... but i will not tell you of them, because then you will read them and then they'll be special to you too and i can't have that! no away my books get back or the whole Harry Potter series gets it!

Heroes:

Superman. DOT DOT DOT
Global Personality Test Results
Stability (60%) moderately high which suggests you are relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic.
Orderliness (23%) low which suggests you are overly flexible, improvised, and fun seeking at the expense too often of reliability, work ethic, and long term accomplishment.
Extraversion (60%) moderately high which suggests you are, at times, overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity.
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You are Catwoman Catwoman 95% Supergirl 90% The Flash 90% Wonder Woman 85% Batman 75% Hulk 75% Robin 72% Green Lantern 65% Superman 50% Iron Man 45% Spider-Man 35% You have had a tough childhood,
you know how to be a thief and exploit others
but you stand up for society's cast-offs.
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My Blog

not really sports... but alas theres no category for my subject

get involved.. in everyones everything if you dont... well you will. its important!!!
Posted by jasmine on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 07:08:00 PST

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Gigs- 13th feb- the vibe bar, brick lane. free entry will be muchos fun. 16th feb-Catapolt club, the amersham arms new cross £5 or £4 with flyer. 9 o' clock. be there sharp.
Posted by jasmine on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 04:10:00 PST