****This is a blogtatorship, freedom of speech doesn't exist here****
0. I shuffle things around in the morning
1. I drink ALOT of coffee
2. I like to bite
3. I laze about in my pajamas as much as possible
4. I read constantly
5. I watch cartoons, I don't watch the news
6. My baby bird daughter is the love of my life
7. My family has disowned me
8. I have an open mind
9. I don't believe in making plans
10. Travelling the world is my biggest goal
11. I wake up at 2 am and eat sour candy on a regular basis
12. I am single because I can't choose just one
13. I LOVE & ADORE my little grey man
14. I don't let people into my life easily
15. If you don't like what I have to say, don't send me an email complaining about it, I don't give a fuck
16. Inherently hedonistic
17. I'm so very sorry
18. I love the sunshine & lay out in it every chance I get
19. I 20. I bite my nails
21. Pink is my favorite color
22. If I could meet anyone, it would be Woody Allen
23. I despise whistling
24. I like to run your fingers over my mouth to check for hangnails
25. I'm very fickle & easily distracted
26. I do not like confrontation
27. I am going to Denmark, the Amazon is on hold.
28. ATTN GUYS: PLEASE STOP SENDING ME PICTURES OF YOUR WEINERS. IM NOT INTERESTED
29. I chipped my front tooth like 7 months ago & Im way too fucking lazy to get it fixed (this is why I do not smile in most of my pictures)
30. I love it when Charlie is needy.
31. Please do not send me a friend requestif you are holding a fish/deer antlers or it's a picture of your car. yeah, thanks