Im a 43 year old world renowned American gangsta rapper disguised as a 23 year old lower middle class white boy living in the suburbs of Wollongong. Just finished working on new album with long time producer and world renowned trouble maker, Satan. The album is titled "Impotence! And Other Drinking Related Deficiencies", and will be available by the end of the century (or hell freezes over). The tracklist is as follows:
1) Blame The Shiraz, Not The Celebrity (Blame The Hot Dogs, Not The Conversation).
2) An open letter from my guts to my self: Please! No more margarita and mandarin breakfasts (11am never felt so good).
3) I've really Gotta Stop Spilling Stuff Down The Front Of My Pants, If I'm Gonna Hang Out In Places With Ultra Violet Lighting.
4) Stop The Train! I'm Having A Siezure.
5) We Break All The Rules! But Not The Law (Actually, Not Really Any Of The Rules Either).
6)Surely, If Captain Morgan Managed To Sail The Caribbean After A Bottle Of Rum, i can manage to not vomit on my imaginary pirate girlfriend (The never before released sequel to 'forever young').
7)I Smell A Rat! (No, Really... The Breads Got Hepititis Again).
8) Cough Medicine Ruined My Life.
