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jack

500 euros! You won't see penny one, you slag!

About Me

Suprisingly bitter, on-the-run cop seeks femme fatale hitwoman for fiery, bullet-riddled romance. Must enjoy long walks through construction sites, high-caliber handguns and firefights.

My Interests

Driving around in utes, beating up midgets.

I'd like to meet:

Chuck Norris' beard/chest hair.
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Music:

Queens of the Stone Age, Radiohead, Butterfly Effect practically everything. Except for hip indy bands that are too cool to have hit the big time and have fans who like to wear waistcoats and thick horn glasses.

Movies:

I like the ones with moving pictures in them.

Television:

Futurama, Family Guy and The Mighty Boosh!

Books:

Perfume, the Tasmanian Babes Fiasco.

Heroes:

Whoever invented black nail polish, they must be making a killing since Myspace was created...