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KELLYD-CON

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About Me

Life's a grave, dig it! I'm very shy. Not much for talking. I tend to babble or say gross and inappropriate things when I do speak. People say I laugh like Baby from House of 1,000 Corpses or a deranged valium addict(comforting). Crazy cat lady is also a good way to describe me.I just don't like being around people. I'm married to the sexiest bastard I've ever met, so I lucked out there. I have a huge family and love all of them, strangely enough. My friends are priceless to me despite my anti-social ways and phobia of phone conversations. I am also first lady of Turbojugend San Luis Obispo County,very much the sexytime. Spreading Darkness in SLO it's Mrs. Ilsa O'SLO! Oh yeah, and I Hate TomatoesBaby Firefly municipal waste is gonna fuck you up! whenever they catch you they will kill you... Mrs. Brisby and the Rats of NIMH I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

SUGAR!,Eyeliner,BOOKS,The Black Dahlia case,blood and guts,cats,things that sparkle,music,denim,porn,morticians,eating, going to shows,brujerismo HELLO! we're GWAR Hey man...

I'd like to meet:

Turbojugends, people who still read for pleasure

Music:

Do you really want to read that huge list? Local bands i LOVE! SXY TM XPLSN, A.O.D, Barbaric Thugs, Cruel Romeos and DEAD SET AGAINST, The Berzerks

Movies:

Anything with Godzilla, King Kong or other giant and/or atomic monsters! (Except the computer generated Godzilla which SUCKED)Old films with Betty Davis, Joan Crawford, Marilyn, Lana Turner, Vivian Leigh etc... Full Metal Jacket, Lolita, Fight Club, Saved, Nacho Libre, Cannibal The Musical, The Bad Seed, House of 1,000 Corpses, Adventures in Babysitting, Heathers and way too many more ...we're completely fucked!!! Has anyone else made this discovery?

Television:

Adult Swim, Americas Next Top Model(yes,it's true),FoodNetwork, anything true crime

Books:

I love to read and am a nerdy bookworm with 15 boxes of paperback books. The collection ever grows...I mostly read horror, but I'll read anything really. I spend most of my time reading. I enjoy prolific writers who can sustain my habit. Stephen King, Clive Barker, Irvine Welsh, Chuck Palahniuk, James Ellroy, Laurel K Hamilton, David Wellington, HP LOVECRAFT, Brett Easton Ellis COMIX TOO! Lenore, JTHM, X-MEN, Vampirella, Monster High School

Heroes:

Travis of the Cosmos "Thank you bitch. Suck it dry!"