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About Me


I need to work on my stage banter. (Which is a kind of small rooster.)

My Interests

One foot on the floor.

I'd like to meet:


There are very few people I dislike intensely, in person. In fact, I can only think of two off the top of my head. Everyone else can come on over and get in the pool. Right now!

Music:

Pete Yarn

Movies:

Most recently: The Spirit of the Beehive

Television:

On Demand

Books:

Currently: No One Belongs Here More Than You by Miranda July

Heroes:

I like antiheroes better. My favorite one is Jennifer.

My Blog

Where They Went

I've checked all their old hangouts, but the right words have packed themselves up and moved to California. I like to think of them out there, toweling off on a southern beach, uncurling in the sun as...
Posted by YOSHIMI on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 03:22:00 PST

The Bird Ceiling

This is what they did: flew low over me and stayed there in a whirring plane, hundreds and hundreds of them, as I walked around the park. They were flying faster than I was walking, so they circled ti...
Posted by YOSHIMI on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 12:50:00 PST

Best of the Bozeman Police Reports

In 2003 and 2004, I published a tear-off-the-day calendar of police reports I collected from the archives of my hometown newspaper in Bozeman, Montana. It started out as a Christmas gift for 10 close ...
Posted by YOSHIMI on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 11:21:00 PST

New Orleans 06.19.06

We're waxing toward the full heart of summer, and this city should be drunk on its own foliage, lethargic with the thick green weight of its own shadows. When I first moved to New Orleans, I was const...
Posted by YOSHIMI on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 11:24:00 PST

Through Good Times and Bad

Lettuce. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cS23BZPNISA
Posted by YOSHIMI on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 09:19:00 PST

Tree Light

It says something about autumn in Nashville that even in the midst of the worst case of strep throat I've ever had (my doctor literally recoiled when she saw my throat and yelled from across the room ...
Posted by YOSHIMI on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 12:38:00 PST

Vagabond In a Betsey Johnson

She wears it to parties, don't you know. In it, she will wander through the silicone enhanced and heroin chic-ed and they will suddenly feel desperate and alone and eager to abandon their sad angry an...
Posted by YOSHIMI on Sun, 16 Oct 2005 12:01:00 PST

Meet the New Top 8: Same as the Old Top 8

I can't handle the Top 8! Take it back, Tom, I don't want it! It's like that coke bottle that fell out of the sky in The Gods Must Be Crazy, and now I'm trying to throw it back butitisn'tworking. A le...
Posted by YOSHIMI on Wed, 05 Oct 2005 08:38:00 PST

nother

As in "whole." Whole nother. Man, I really wish I could be held responsible for introducing that term to the lexicon. Let's just say I did, okay? Come on, I'll give you a dollar. A whole nother do...
Posted by YOSHIMI on Mon, 05 Sep 2005 12:08:00 PST

Sea Swallowed City

There was a man who used to jog down St. Charles, along the streetcar line, every morning around the time I was driving to work. He always had a German Shepherd with him, and the dog always had more c...
Posted by YOSHIMI on Thu, 01 Sep 2005 04:36:00 PST