So Fine |
October 8, 2006Dear Howard City,I will be moving to your town in March, and I wanted to alert you to a possible situation.My appearance is almost identical to that of Larry Fine of Three Stooges fame...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 07:30:00 GMT |
Moles On Mars |
November 4, 2006Dear NASA,Ever since July 1976, when the Viking I touched down on the surface of Mars, I..ve been holding my breath (not literally, of course), waiting to find out the answer to one of...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 07:26:00 GMT |
Guest Speaker at the Utica Ice Cream Festival |
July 15, 2006Dear Friends,This is to confirm that I will be appearing at the Utica Ice Cream Festivalon May 29, 2006. My lecture is called "Refutations of Olde Tyme Goodness:The Growth in Popularity o...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 19:49:00 GMT |
Hot Dogs |
April 4, 2006Minnesota TwinsMetrodome34 Kirby Puckett PlaceMinneapolis, MN 55415Attn: ConcessionsDear Minnesota Twins,Hot dogs and baseball. They go together like stars and stripes, rhythm and blues, ...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 06:02:00 GMT |
The Boy From Psaturnia |
January 29, 2006
Dear Southworth Planetarium,
I am a native of the planet Psaturnia (known by earthlings as Saturn). I was born in the 17th eon, 412th year of Karjillian (approximately 1965 by t...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 20:40:00 GMT |
The Two-Dollar Bill |
September 23, 2002
Turkey Hill Minit Market
256 Centerville Rd.
Lancaster, PA 17603
Dear Turkey Hill,
While traveling through Maryland recently, I stopped at one of your markets to buy ...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 20:02:00 GMT |
One More Toke |
July 3, 2003
Table Top Productions
1401 Shore St.
West Sacramento, CA 95691
Dear Table Top,
Ive heard that youre the top agency for tribute bands and acts, from Joe Cocker to Pink Floyd...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 20:00:00 GMT |
Totally Wax |
August 1, 2004
Madame Tussauds Wax Museum
3377 Las Vegas Blvd.
Ste. 2001
Las Vegas, NV 89109
Dear Madame Tussauds,
In October, I will be in Las Vegas for a few days, and would love to vi...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 19:57:00 GMT |
Rowing Crazy! |
July 27, 2002
The Venetian
3355 Las Vegas Blvd. S.
Las Vegas, NV 89109
Attn: Personnel Dept.
To The Venetian,
Ive heard that you are an equal opportunity employer and that you believe in...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 05:09:00 GMT |
Office Despot |
July 26, 2004
Office Depot
2200 Old Germantown Rd.
Del Ray Beach, FL 33445
Dear Office Depot,
Im a successful retailer, best-known for the Rabbits Foot Superstore in Berea, OH and the Sub...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 05:04:00 GMT |
