I spent 18 of my 24 years in a town where they play Sunday mass at the bar. Don't believe me, refer to picture below.I was also raised with a 4'10" gramma who told me not to drink beer out of the bottle because it was unlady like.
Take that, add some Captain Diets, a few jokes, a foul mouth, and a loud cackle and you got me in a nutshell.
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