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Chris

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About Me

I am a married father of a beautiful daughter named Hailey Ireland. She's two and wonderful. I work as a front desk clerk at a small hotel in Victoria. I am also an asipring writer and have completed two books thus far, and am close to completing a third. Most of my stuff is about vampires, but that doesn't define who I am. I am into vampires and gothic stuff, but I am much to down to earth to let this interest envelope my life. I also like to play the guitar, but I'm not very good yet. Maybe some day. I don't ever plan on being a successful musician, it's just a hobby. My real goal is to become a successful writer. I'm trying to find someone to help publish my book, but it's not quite done yet. If you can help, contact me. Other than that, I stay home a lot with my wife Corrine and my baby girl. She also likes the guitar and will be a rock star some day. In her spare time she can run the hotel I plan on owning. You can view her pics with the rest of my pics.
My Pet Peeves in life are: "Heroes" who rely on super-powers, hence my hero Batman. I hate fakers, being told what to do, not being able to sleep as much as I'd like, the fact that I suck at playing the guitar, being broke, the fact that there aren't more hockey games during the day, since I work evenings, Sidney Crosby (I hate him) and I'm sure there are more, but what do you care?
Spiders on drugs

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My Interests

Beer, Hockey, Writing, Reading, Hanging with my family, Playing with my daughter Hailey, (maybe beer should come after my family?)

I'd like to meet:


Santa, Batman , Matt Cooke, Trevor Linden, Jewel, The Joker (I'd kick his butt), I'd really like to meet Stephen King and Anne Rice (my two favorite and most respected authors), and although I have met Anne Rice and got her to sign my copy of Pandora, I'd like to sit and chat with her, Daniel Johns ,

I'd also like to meet and make out with Amy Lee from Evanescence

By the way, Bif Naked rocks the planet!!

Music:

Silverchair and anything associated with the brilliant Daniel Johns, Guns N' Roses(the original), The Doors, Avril Lavigne (I'm not ashamed to admit it), Green Day, The Killers, Jewel, Steve Burns(Blue's Clues just isn't the same with that Joe guy), Evanescence, Bif Naked, Johnny Cash, Metallica, Pink, old school No Doubt (Tragic Kingdom kicked ass),

I love Juliet Lewis. She rules!

Movies:



Batman Begins, The Dark Knight (when it comes out I know it'll be awesome!) It and pretty much anything by Stephen King, except the Green Mile, Interview With The Vampire, Blade Trilogy, Friday the 13th Series, Face/Off, Pretty much anything involving John Travolta, One flew over the Cuckoo's Nest and most Jack Nicholson flicks, most pixar movies especially Monster's Inc., Natural Born Killers and anything with Juliet Lewis in it, I really liked the movie Stay Alive, but mostly because Frankie Muniz totally gets killed!

Television:

Canuck games, Family Business, Family Guy, Simpsons, South Park (Timmy!), American Idol (There's none better than Kelly Clarkson Baby!), sometimes I like to watch Made on MTV, but I hate AJ and the rest of the MTV lackey's so sometimes it's hard

Books:

Anne Rice Vampire books or Witch books, but not her other crap, Stephen King books, anything I happen to write, Jonathan Kellerman books, honestly though, if you put a book in front of me not only will I read it, but I'll probably like it as well, one of my favorite books of all time is Ralph S. Mouse

Heroes:

Batman, The Joker, Hailey, Anyone who happens to kill Spiderman, Daniel Johns , and my wife Corri of course
You Are Iceman
You tried to live a normal life, but it just wasn't possible
A bit of a slacker, you rather tell jokes than cultivate your powers
Powers: turning self and others into ice, making ice weapons, becoming nearly invisible Which of the X-Men Are You?
You Are 80% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?
As much as this disgusts me
Your results:
You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 85% Superman 70% Hulk 70% Robin 65% Catwoman 65% The Flash 60% Green Lantern 55% Batman 55% Wonder Woman 38% Supergirl 33% Iron Man 25% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test
This I can deal with
Your results:
You are The Joker The Joker 61% Magneto 57% Venom 53% Riddler 53% Lex Luthor 51% Dr. Doom 46% Juggernaut 46% Dark Phoenix 45% Apocalypse 42% Catwoman 39% Two-Face 38% Kingpin 37% Mystique 30% Poison Ivy 28% Mr. Freeze 25% Green Goblin 18% The Clown Prince of Crime. You are a brilliant mastermind but are criminally insane. You love to joke around while accomplishing the task at hand.
Click here to take the Supervillain Personality Quiz
What Your Dreams Mean...
Your dreams seem to show that you're very preoccupied with your fears and problems.
These bad dreams indicate that you need to spend more time on your issues during the day.
Your dreams tend to reflect your insecurities.
Your dreams indicate that you have very conflicted feelings.
You have a very vivid imagination and a rich creative mind. What Do Your Dreams Mean?
You Are Scooter
Brainy and knowledgable, you are the perfect sidekick.
You're always willing to lend a helping hand.
In any big event or party, you're the one who keeps things going.
"15 seconds to showtime!" The Muppet Personality Test
The True You
You want your girlfriend or boyfriend to do more for you.
With respect to money, you spend as little as possible.
You think good luck doesn't exist - reality is built on practicalities.
The hidden side of your personality tends to be satisfied to care for things with a minimal amount of effort.
You are tend to think about others' feelings a lot, perhaps because you are so eager to be liked.
When it comes to finding a romantic partner, you base your search on information from your friends. Who's The True You?
You Are
A Distressed Pumpkin Face
You would make a good pumpkin pickle. What's Your Pumpkin Face?

My Blog

Feeling sick

Have you ever felt so crappy that you wanted to smash your head into the wall?    That's how I feel.    Like death.    Here's a haiku:    M...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 04:54:00 PST

Indie bands as friends

So, there's this section in myspace account settings, where you can block add friend requests from bands. I'm all for having the option of doing so, but I think it's important for indie bands to get w...
Posted by Chris on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 05:55:00 PST

Finding a book publisher

Maybe it's just me, but I'm really nervous about letting people read my book. The only person whose gotten any real taste of it is my wife, and that's only because I spend 8 hours a day at work writin...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 05:23:00 PST

Book Title

I think I've come up with my first title possibility, Blood Plague. I think it sounds cool, and once you read the book, you'll understand the ambiguous undertones. It's not a horror though, or really ...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 11:22:00 PST

My book

So, I'm nearly done writing my latest book, and instead of squirrling it away like all my other, I'd actually like to publish this one. The main story is about a girl who finds herself in a faraway pl...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 01:10:00 PST