I don't mean to ring my own bell...but DINGDING! |
I got a letter in the mail yesterday telling me that I won a grant that is going to pay my tuition for eight credits this summer semester AND pay for me to take this additional training through ...
Posted by Saucypants on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 06:27:00 PST |
give me money! |
It's so hard to find money to go to school when you aren't a minority, don't have children, and are not a full time student with a perfect gpa. I made too much last year for finanical aid this y...
Posted by Saucypants on Sat, 26 May 2007 01:22:00 PST |
I'll order a regular paycheck, hold the abuse please. |
I don't even think any of my friends even try and keep track of how many jobs I've been through in the last six months anymore. I don't think I do either.
All I want is a job where things don't...
Posted by Saucypants on Thu, 10 May 2007 01:30:00 PST |
I almost lost my dog yesterday |
It was so scary. Pete ran in the house all frantic saying he couldn't find her and ran off outside to go look, I ran out after him and as I hit the front door all I could hear was Pete yelling f...
Posted by Saucypants on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 05:18:00 PST |
you know you live in Gresham when.. |
This is the only book I could find in the Gresham public library on Mexican culture for children when I was going to teach the after school class. HAHA!
haha...
Posted by Saucypants on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 10:39:00 PST |
may zombies eat your face |
I work part time doing childcare for a non profit organization that provides free daycare to parents that are mandated to take parenting classes. I am there, taking care of their children, helping the...
Posted by Saucypants on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 09:50:00 PST |
hookers don't wear hiking boots and other helpful tips |
I compiled this list with a little help from my friends out of collective exasperation for the antics of the opposite sex.
For the boys, by the ladies
1) Don't whistle out of your car (that you proba...
Posted by Saucypants on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 12:17:00 PST |
It must be something in the water... |
Because I swear at least 50% of the females I know are knocked up. It's a phenomenon.
Posted by Saucypants on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 11:02:00 PST |
Go team Renee! |
I just landed the most AWESOME JOB IN THE WORLD!
I'm going to be an after school elementary school teacher! I'm going to teach reading and then I get to design my very own creative lesson plan t...
Posted by Saucypants on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 02:21:00 PST |
I'm the damn easter bunny. |
Yeah, so I'm on my way to be the easter bunny for the mall. Word is I'll start as soon as I shove my furry costume on. Rent's gotta get paid SOMEHOW.
I hope nobody pees on me.
Posted by Saucypants on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 12:20:00 PST |
