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Loryn

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Greetings warriors. My name is Loryn. I'm a rare breed, aged 21 and hopefully counting. I'm a university student, specializing in creative writing. Yes, there is a major for that.I'm a geek. I easily become OBSESSED with things. I'm passionate about what I love. I have a THING about languages...I love them! I love video games, anime, anything geeky, fun, exciting, or disturbing.I think it's easiest just to compare me to a sick and twisted clown.

My Interests

I'm an unfortunate workaholic and school addict. Sometimes I forget how to have fun. Lately I've been watching more movies, though. I guess when it comes down to it, my interests include:Music, Movies, Cartoons, Anime, Video Games, Mermaids, Hanging Out, and Pr0n.MY FAVORITE VIDEO GAMS:DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION Para Para Paradise ,Super Mario Bros. 2 (But I love all the Mario games) ,Sonic the Hedgehog 2 ,Mega Man 2 ,Pac-Man ,Galaga ,Bubble Bobble ,Bust-a-Move ,Bust-a-Groove ,Castlevania ,Mario Bros. ,Super Mario World ,Sailor Moon: Another Story ,Magic Knights Rayearth SNES ,Space Invaders ,PONG ,Mario Kart ,Donkey Kong ,Donkey Kong Jr. ,Donkey Kong Country ,Donkey Kong Country 2 ,Rainbow Islands LEAST FAVORITE VIDEO GAMES: I know that with the AMAZING "Angry Video Game Nerd" videos bopping around, it's easy to agree with him on what games SUCK. Below are a list of games that I personally played and thought were awful:Donkey Kong 3 ,Techmo Bowl ,Donkey Kong Math ,Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde ,Doki Doki Amusement Park ,Wheel of Fortune ,Paperboy 2 ,The Goonies 2 ,Friday the 13th ,7th Saga ,Star Wars Episode III (It looked beautiful, but the game was so simple it basically played itself) ,Bart's Nightmare (Actually, all of the Simpson games basically sucked) ,Sonic 2 (For Sega Game Gear) ,Sonic Spinball ,Yoshi's Cookie ,Mario is Missing! ,Bible Adventures ,And Mrs. Pac-Man...just on the premise that women shouldn't be running around eating all day when she should be running around COOKING all day! LAWL! I pwn.

I'd like to meet:

Stefán Karl.There's no one else left to meet that Myspace can bring me. My friends kick total ass. 1337 Master L has left yo face.

Music:

My favourite bands are L'arc~en~Ciel and KISS. However, I'm more of a fan of specific songs than bands all around. So here's a breakdown of my musical tastes:JAPANESE ROCK: L'arc~en~Ciel Dir en Grey Luna Sea Malice Mizer GacktJAPANESE POP: Ayumi Hamasaki Nami Tamaki Hikaru Utada Kishidan Morning MusumeCLASSIC ROCK: KISS THE DOORS AC/DC Scorpions Led ZeppelinMETAL: Hammerfall DragonForce Dream EvilMODERN ROCK: Green Day Nirvana Oasis MuseHEBREW ROCK: Aviv GeffenMUSICALS AND SOUNDTRACKS! I love them!That's just a brief overview, but you get the idea. I love music, so if there's a band that I have not heard of, let me know!

Movies:

My favorite actor is LON CHANEY SR.! I have all of his movies that I could find and I love most of them. My favorite movie ever is any version of "The Little Mermaid", but the 1975 anime version is my #1 favorite. Other movies that I love include:Rainbow Brite and the Star Stealer ,South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut ,Cannibal! The Musical ,Baseketball ,Orgazmo ,Team America: World Police ,Star Wars (Episodes IV-VI) ,The Big Lebowski ,A Nightmare on Elm Street ,Freddy VS. Jason ,Moon Child ,Last Quarter ,Battle Royale ,Pulp Fiction ,Kill Bill 1&2 ,Jackie Brown ,Shoujo Kakumei Utena ,Clerks I & II ,Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back ,Spaceballs ,Leon the ProfessionalAnd the list goes on...but you get the idea.

Television:

Mystery Science Theater 3000 Lazy Town! ,Beavis and Butthead ,Ren and Stimpy ,The Simpsons ,South Park ,Drawn Together ,Documentaries ,Anything entertaining ,Food Network Garbage

Books:

My favorite authors are: Hans Christian Anderson William Blake Louisa May Alcott Judy Blume Torey HaydenBut when it comes down to it, I'll read anything. ^_^ I love Japanese Manga and comic books and stuff.

My Blog

Television Culture

I can't stand television culture. Unfortunately, it's almost all that we have left! What celebrity wears or does what...who's banging who...why does everyone have children when they are not married?! ...
Posted by Loryn on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 09:10:00 PST

This is how life gets you.

I think I've figured it out:I think that college/university is a trap that prevents you from living. What I mean by that is this. I'm 21 years old. I spend appoximately 11-14 hours a week at school. I...
Posted by Loryn on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 01:28:00 PST

L-Chan's Spring Break: The Official Review

Spring Break: 07, was a very...introspective time, to say the least. Overall, it was pleasant, but uneventful. I think I had more fun during Julie's Spring Break...I DID end up house sitting and takin...
Posted by Loryn on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 10:50:00 PST

Rofl Pwnee.

Dear Myspace Blog, Sometimes there are people who are or are not directly in your life that just make you feel uneasy. For example, some of my customers at work make me really uneasy. There's this one...
Posted by Loryn on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 08:33:00 PST

My Number ONE Pet Peeve:

I detest when people call me or IM me saying "I'm bored".Really fucker?Go do something about it. And keep it away from me.I have no sympathy for bordom.
Posted by Loryn on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 05:28:00 PST

Why Can Not I Be? Why Can't I Let Go?

I was browsing through the Myspace, looking at the profiles of these two girls that I grew up with...literally. One of them I met when I was five years old, in kindergarten. The other one I met in fir...
Posted by Loryn on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 05:14:00 PST

There Is Always A Way.

Dear Journal, I think I have been eating too much junk food/Chipotle lately. Strike that...I HAVE BEEN eating too much junk food/Chipotle lately! I should give it a rest, but it all tastes so good! Co...
Posted by Loryn on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 06:31:00 PST

Versti Fantur

Versti Fantur...Hahaha!Versti fantur sem ég veit..Versti þrjótur sem ég leit.Því hann er þekktur fyrir brellubrögð og fúlmennsku og afbrot ægileg!Haha!Þorparinn hann Glanni Glæpur, Glanni Glæpur, það ...
Posted by Loryn on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 06:02:00 PST

Let It Unfold From Over Thine Eyes...

Dear Myspace Blog: I'm loyal to you even though your servers are trash. I think I've connected a wire from my walkman to my ass and I got a better internet connection than I do with you. I've shoved p...
Posted by Loryn on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 04:10:00 PST

Strangeness.

I am convinced that the front left pocket of my leather jacket upzips itself. I never have any reason to unzip it, yet it always is. This morning, I feel like I zipped it up, but it may have just been...
Posted by Loryn on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 04:11:00 PST