Roxy Scarmichael *SCRG*

So... I'm a Santa Cruz Rollergirl. Midlife crisis you say? Maybe. I am married to my biggest fan. He's a total PILF! My kids totally ROCK! Have you heard of dogbone? My kid is the drummer. That’s right! And if you ever want to know anything about Custer or the Titanic, just ask my older boy. He knows it all. Autism is a part of our lives and has taught us to be patient and how to think differently. My life is good. I have the best friends in the world. I believe Zombies dance and walk around saying Braaaainsss. (Unlike other zombie snobs I know) I love to bake cookies in my roller skates, and I have been known to dance down the isles of Safeway like sponge bob. I’m a rock and roll girl. I am not a fan of E.L.O. I like to say random quotes from movies like “stay gold pony boy” or “do it for Johnny” for example. I love cheese and I have a tattoo that says so. oh and here-check out my man...he kicks ass!