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Cody [F'd]

The Dead Buttsex Tree Pants J. Frankenboobies

About Me

DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DON'T FUCK CHICKENS IN PARALLEL DIMENSIONS!

Done by yours truly

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My Interests

Pure Heavy-FUCKING-Metal, tattoos and alcohol...lots and lots of alcohol.

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Cody Martin
Birthday: 4-21-86
Birthplace: Fairfield, California
Current Location: Duluth, Georgia
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Pure-bred mut
The Shoes You Wore Today: Vans
Your Weakness: Vaginas
Your Fears: Robot Ninjas
Your Perfect Pizza: Hawiian style bitches! (Ham and pineapple for you fuckwits out there)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Make it to California for drunken holiday goodness
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: roflcopter
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Hmm, pee here or in the toilet"
Your Best Physical Feature: Do tattoos count? My right leg if so!
Your Bedtime: 3-4 am
Your Most Missed Memory: Probably one of my dreams...they are guaranteed to be badass
Pepsi or Coke: Brew-ha
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Group dates = orgy?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I enjoy both
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: On the holy bible!
Do you Sing: Aye, growl sing...same difference
Do you Shower Daily: Yessum
Have you Been in Love: Define this 'love' you speak of!
Do you want to go to College: Already am, lovin' it too!
Do you want to get Married: Meh, not really
Do you belive in yourself: Hell yeah
Do you get Motion Sickness: only in a 'hangover' state of mind
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes! Im damn sexy...sexy times 10!
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes, very well.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: I try
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: I dont
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A camel hunter
What country would you most like to Visit: Sweden/Netherlands
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: dont care
Favourite Hair Color: dont care
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: not a midget not ridiculously tall
Weight: not a lard ass not skin and bones
Best Clothing Style: Nekkid
Number of Drugs I have taken: 2
Number of CDs I own: a crapload
Number of Piercings: none...cant really picture myself with any
Number of Tattoos: 2...however my leg was originally 2 different ones
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I regret nothing, All I do is intentional and go fuck yourself!

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Music:

Man, this list can go on for miles...so I will cut it short.

Thrash Metal:
Testament
Heathen
Whiplash
Slayer
Exhorder
Pantera
Aggression
Fuck Off
Artillery
Destruction
Sodom
Hirax
Tankard
Helstar

Doom Metal:
Catacombs
Church Of Misery
Witchcraft
Trouble
Reverend Bizarre
Electric Wizard
Pentagram
Pantheist
Zoroaster
Bongzilla
Acid Bath

Death Metal:
Bolt Thrower
Angelcorpse
Necrophagist
Anata
Behemoth
Krisiun
Death
Morbid Angel
Symbyosis
Amon Amarth
Hate Eternal
Spawn Of Possession

Various Others:
Uncle Slam
Iron Maiden
Wintersun
Windir
Finntroll
Haggard
Thyrfing
Sudiakra
Fireball Ministry
Accept
Melechesh
Cryptopsy
Gorguts
Iced Earth
Absu
Gospel Of The Horns
Waited

A TON OF BANDS THAT I DONT FEEL LIKE LISTING! ASK ME ABOUT 'EM, NOTHING I LOVE MORE THAN A METAL-TALK

Movies:

Lord of the Rings trilogy, Excalibur, Equilibrium, Dazed and Confused, Animal House...others.

My Blog

My Discography -Updated 09/05/06-

This is what I have so far...if you want something burned, tell me what and give me CDs. (Or you could directly DL from me if you have Soulseek (SLSK))09/05/06 Updated Discography....
Posted by Cody on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 04:24:00 PST

CONCERT REVIEW: 2/10/06 Nile, Hypocrisy, Soilent Green, Raging Speedhorn, Decapitated

First off, I would like to apologize to the guys in Colossick...I would have gone to your gig, but I couldn't pass up Hypocrisy. :(2/10/06 Nile, Hypocrisy, Soilent Green, Raging Speedhorn, Decapitated...
Posted by Cody on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 05:55:00 PST

Extrapolations From The VOID!

Below is a conversation I had with a random person via my friends (Zach) AIM. Im sure no one knows him, it makes it all the more pleasurable. This is whats going to lead to me being put in jail...im a...
Posted by Cody on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 12:31:00 PST

CONCERT REVIEW: 1/6/06 Sodom, Finntroll, Locals

1/6/06 Sodom, Finntroll, Locals at Jaxx (Virginia)Opening were three local bands, names not worth remembering/mentioning. Nothing worth a damn, some crapass locals that I can guarantee will go nowhere...
Posted by Cody on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 08:40:00 PST

CONCERT REVIEW: 12/06/2005 Children Of Bodom, Trivium, Amon Amarth

12/06/2005 Children Of Bodom, Trivium, Amon Amarth at The MasqueradeOpening was Amon Amarth (yeah, I know you're saying "Why did they open instead of Trivium!?! Well, I dont know either...) My god was...
Posted by Cody on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 01:52:00 PST

CONCERT REVIEW: 11/8/05 Opeth, Nevermore, Into Eternity

Okay, so I came up with the brilliant idea to review concerts in contrast to my buddy Chris' album reviews (www.myspace.com/claymanthedestroyer) I figured I'd go back a few shows just to get caught up...
Posted by Cody on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 01:27:00 PST

"Thrash" Metal

There has been a slue of bands now-a-days that claim to be 'thrash metal' and for that matter, 'death metal' as well, when infact they are no different than the ever so loved Hardcore/Metalcore music ...
Posted by Cody on Sat, 05 Nov 2005 01:23:00 PST