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WHEN LOVEJOY AND ALAINNA DRINK TOO MUCH.... 1. They proceed to break up fights at the local 7-11 while all of their friends are locked in with the cashier.
2. Clear Long Islands are considered a neccessity
3. Peeing in alleys is considered "classy"
4. We go to breakfast with people we have met for 10 minutes and let them pay for us
5. We all of a sudden think we are gangsters and try to fight every bitch who looks at us wrong
6. Alainna thinks she can take on a Vietnam Vet at local diners
7. Lovejoy thinks she is a break dancer and proceeds to have a danceoff with Darren; this dance off leads to Lovejoy ripping off her jacket throwing it in the air, and trying to hump the floor
8. We think it is hyseterical to call Kate and sing "Lips of an Angel". Kate proceeds to cuss us out and hang up on us. Then we repeat as neccessary.
9. We think we are The Tinman and Scarecrow as we skip down the road singing "Off To See The Wizard". However, we are not in search of a heart and a brain. We are praying that the magical Oz gives drink discounts and free shots.
10. Alainna steals cheesesteaks from World Famous Genos in Philly
11. We both know just how worthwhile a dirty butt f*****r is, and we like to do them!!
12. Alainna comes up with pet names like "roll dog" and "my bitch"
13. Whos my favorite slut?
14. Whos my favorite drunk?
15. We want to marry a D.I.L.F.
16. Alainna screams at the top of her lungs that the state trooper who is investigating a situation at the bees is a "sexy mother f*****". The state trooper obviously has not been informed of Applebees policy and walks into the wrong door of the kitchen, only to be rammed into by Alainna.
♥ I think this sums up our lives! ♥
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♥ My name is Alainna♥ I absolutely LOVE being 21♥ I LOVE my tattoos♥ Im a Scorpio♥ That means I'm wild♥ Im blunt always honest♥ I'm outgoing♥ I love shopping♥ I'm addicted to coffee♥ I couldnt live without WAWA♥
♥I waitress at Applebees and I absolutly love it♥ My Apple bitches are the shit♥
♥ I have the best friends ever-Ashley #1, Kate, Jill G, Chels, Lovejoy, Shannon you guys keep me going I really dont know what I would do without you guys♥ So thank you for always being there for me and we've all been through a lot together♥ My friends are my life♥ If you think we act like alcoholic sluts get over it we just know how to have a good time sucks if you don't♥ Plus we don't give two shits about anyone elses opinion but each others anyway♥ I couldnt live without them♥ I love making new friends♥
♥I love my family♥ My Mom is hands down the best Mom ever♥ There is no Love like a mothers Love♥ My sister is the most amazing person I have ever known♥ I miss her like crazy♥ I love Boston and Rockport, MA♥ My dream is to live in Boston and it will happen so I'll never have to be without my sister♥ If you've never been there your really missing out♥ I LOVE the Red Sox♥ I miss Johnny Damon as a Red Sox player♥ I HATE the Yankees♥
♥ Ashley's my number 1♥ That means I put her and all of her opinions first♥ I love trips to the beach with Ash♥ Car rides with Ash♥ I miss "last summer" with Ash (Points!)♥ I owe this girl my life ♥
♥ Chelsea has been there for me for life♥ She is my other sister♥ I have learned all of my life lessons with her♥ Her family is my family and I miss them so much♥ I am who I am today because of her♥ I love this girl to death♥
♥ Kate has def taught me how to be more of a bitch♥ She keeps me in check and puts me in my place when I need it♥ I think she understands me more than anyone♥ She would drop everything if I told her I needed her♥
♥ I love drunk summers with Lovejoy a.k.a 'Roll Dog'♥The "Hoe Mix"♥ Indie movies and wing nights(Grey's)♥ Crazy/Drunk nights in Dover♥ V.I.P. in Philly and everywhere else we go♥ Who's my favorite Alcoholic/Slut? Me, Me, Me, Pick Me♥ Lips of an angel, 'Ballin'♥ We always start trouble♥ We have each others backs 100%♥ I have a secret dictionary with Lovejoy♥ Fiesta Lime sucks♥
♥ I have a twin or at least we should be♥ Her name is Shannon♥ Our birthdays are a couple days apart♥ Were Scorpios♥ We both party hard but have found the men we are going to spend the rest of our lives with♥ Since we met we have been living it up♥ We have the same pasts so our stories are entertaining/shocking♥ Everything happens to us on the same days..it's crazy♥ Saturday nights are our nights along with Lovejoy♥ Since our 21st we roll together♥ I Love this girl♥ If you need her she's right there before you even ask♥
♥ I have the greatest boyfriend ever♥ I can't believe I'm going to have to be without him for 7 months♥ I hate the navy♥ F Virginia♥ I LOVE you Darren♥ We belong together♥ My LOVE, My LIFE, My BEST FRIEND♥ I can't wait til you can come home to me for good♥ Only you♥ Layout Provided By CodeMyLayout.com - Myspace Layouts