whiskey werewolf

HELL! sometimes i rule too hard. i was conceived on the way home from a meatloaf concert. i work really hard to look cool like james dean. i worship dog and get live. my name should probably be cobra. i'm a werewolf of a man. i feed on emotions like a godamn vampire. i wish zombies would come around and tear my enemies to pieces. i fight problems with bigger problems. i have a pirate mouth. a majority of my friends are shitty wizards. im part of a triumphant band. i put holes in people for a living at Chronic Tattoo. i read books, i work out, i hesh on sweet leaf. I'm also convinced of it, everybody's dead inside. Jerking, empty carcasses. Their souls have gone out like lights. TOTAL!