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Dj coach

djcoach

About Me

i like food, and breathing, i have an interesting life dont i? umm i work with turntables, make music, hang out on fridays,pick on the dog, burn stuff.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

jesus,god, you

Music:

all, except screamo

Movies:


What's your favorite....
Beverage (non-alc) ? Coke
Beverage (alc) ? Red Pirate
Color ? orange
Food ? spaghettis
Item of clothing ? undies
Meal of the day ? snax
Feature on yourself ? nipple
Quality in a guy/girl ? beautiful hair golly golly golly ~...:pretty pretty princess:.*~
Phrase ? "i have to clean my room"
Song ? idk too many
Musical Artist/Band ? Oscar mayer
Sport ? YATZEE!!
Movie ? napolean dynomite
TV Show ? george lopez..and coke
Radio Station ? Z100
Type of Chocolate ? hershey
Eye Color ? brown
Do you/Have you ever....
Have any pets ? yes
Smoke ? yes
Drink ? yes
Have any piercings ? yes
Have any tatoos ? yes
Cheat on a boyfriend/girlfriend yes
Had sex ? no
Gone streaking ? yes
Gone skinny dipping ? yes
Been to Europe ? no
Been to an island ? going to
Had stitches ? yes
Broken any bones ? yes
Been stabbed/shot ? i've been flicked
Slept until after 12:00 ? yes
Stayed up all night ? yes
Danced like a whore ? yes
Hooked up with 2 people in one weekend ? no
Turned down a dare ? yes
Would you ever....
Eat pizza with chocolate chips ? yes
Kiss someone of the same sex ? yes
Cheat on someone you love ? yes
Run away from home ? yes
Lie to your parents ? yes
Lie to your boyfriend/girlfriend ? no
Lie to your best friend ? no..kinda
Give a homeless person money ? no
Run from the police ? yes
Bungee jump ? no
Sky dive ? no
Cross dress ? yes
Be an exotic dancer ? yes
Walk out of a restaurant without paying ? yes
Scuba dive ? yes
Go rock climbing ? yes
Go spulunking (caving) ? Yes, me andmy stock brocker Kevin go SPLUNKING ever month in Vermont
What do you think of when you hear....
Eminem ? Kevin..........HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Bologna ? penis
Hott ? cold
Orange ? piano
Real world ? tv
Fuck ? me
Jack ? ass
Cucumber ? in my mouth
Hip-Hop ? dip-pop
Uniform ? air stuardess
UniCORN ! ? REAL! THOSE LYING FUCKERS TOLDME THEY FAKE, BUT THEY ARE REAL!I SAW THEM!
Rainbow ? me
Clown ? me
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Television:


Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice: Sex
Your Favorite Target: Goths
Your Kill Count: 912,190,406
Your Battle Cry: "My kidneys tingle with pleasure!"
Years You Spend in Jail: 27
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $31,841,989,203,725
Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 98%

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Books:

i don't read book you ignorant bitch

My Blog

everybody is wrong and im the only one whos right

everybody is wrong and im the only one whos right
Posted by Dj coach on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST