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Pastor Of Muppets

Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling.

About Me



My Interests

Listening to and playing music, booze, tattoos, video games, art, philosophy, yada yada yada

I'd like to meet:


Music:

Just a sample, in no particular order...
Opeth
Symphony X
Zero Hour
Evergrey
Andromeda
Bewtween The Buried And Me
Dream Theater
Iron Maiden
Dio
Black Sabbath
Judas Priest
Iced Earth
Blind Guardian
DragonForce
Sonata Arctica
Rhapsody Of Fire
Gamma Ray
Pyramaze
Soilwork
In Flames
Nightrage
At The Gates
Dark Tranquility
The Haunted
Skyfire
Bloodbath
Decapitated
Bal-Sagoth
Diabolical Masquerade
Sigh
Borknagar
Dimmu Borgir
Saturnus
Novembers Doom
Wintersun
Ensiferium
Pagan Reign
Finntroll
Otyg
Less Than Jake
The Suicide Machines
Pat Metheny
Tony Bennett
James Brown
Frank Sinatra
Bach
Beethoven
Danny Elfman

Movies:

Goodfellas
Monty Python
Lord Of The Rings
Pulp Fiction
Pi
Jacob's Ladder
Reservoir Dogs
Detroit Rock City
Airheads
Requiem For A Dream

Television:

The Simpsons
House M.D.
Family Guy
Kids In The Hall
Metalocalypse
Frasier
Scrubs
Seinfeld

Books:

The Dark Tower
Lord Of The Rings
Pillars Of The Earth
The Divine Comedy
Beowulf

Heroes:

See the "Who I'd Like To Meet" section...

My Blog

Pinkertonisms

http://jaypinkerton.cracked.com/blog/archives/001440.htmlhtt p://jaypinkerton.cracked.com/blog/archives/001440.htmlhttp:/ /jaypinkerton.cracked.com/blog/archives/001434.htmlCheck out Jay Pinkerton's new...
Posted by My name isn't really Duncan on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 06:42:00 PST

It's About Time Someone Said It

PRESIDENT CHAVEZ DELIVERS REMARKS AT THE U.N. GENERAL ASSEMBLYSEPTEMBER 20, 2006"Representatives of the governments of the world, good morning to all of you. First of all, I would like to invite you, ...
Posted by My name isn't really Duncan on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 01:34:00 PST

YTMND 6

Another Good Cosby YTMNDPiranha Plants Take OverLittle Mac And Doc Cause HavocChuck Norris Plays Family Feud...
Posted by My name isn't really Duncan on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 08:49:00 PST

YTMND 5

You know you like theseSnakes On Cosby's PlaneEminem RagtimeWill Smith Renounces His FaithNot The FatherWorf VS BooMario VS PicardConan Kills Anime People, Also Dragonforce!...
Posted by My name isn't really Duncan on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 08:17:00 PST

YTMND 4

Connery Duck HuntExploits Of Circular ReasoningAce Ventura Watched PongDr. House VS SkierNo Explanation NeededMSPaintBush's Plan For NASADonald Duck Is RacistBatman + Mario 2Gay Star Trek...
Posted by My name isn't really Duncan on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 08:59:00 PST

YTMND 3

These have been a hit. Well, with one person at least... So here's some more.Conan Play Ping PongWilly Wonka Is Michael JacksonCosby Vocoder (fucking awesome)Coffee With System Of A Down...
Posted by My name isn't really Duncan on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 09:21:00 PST

YTMND 2

Here it is, but request of Wris Blongrone, more YTMND awesomeness:Pulp Fiction: Edited For TVBill Cosby On Who Want's To Be A MillionarePicard VS ComputerCosby Entertains AgamemnonMario HuntingBilbo L...
Posted by My name isn't really Duncan on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 02:23:00 PST

To The Batcave, My Nemesis Is Afoot!

Recently I have come across something that made me realize I have an enemy. No, really. And enemy. Now, keep in mind that "enemy" is not how I would put it. I would just say it's someone I don't speak...
Posted by My name isn't really Duncan on Thu, 25 May 2006 02:44:00 PST

4 quick questions for the atheists

I'm not atheist, I'm agnostic. (Although I think theism is misguided, illogical and just plain weird.) So in fairness, I have to give everyone a hard time. So lets see what you dirty heathens come up ...
Posted by My name isn't really Duncan on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 07:01:00 PST

4 quick questions for the theists

Post here or email me. You can expect a response. Unless of course you stump me.1)If God is perfect, why did he/she create the universe and mankind? God cannot be better for doing so, since this impli...
Posted by My name isn't really Duncan on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 11:21:00 PST