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Riley O'Shyt

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About Me


RILEYOSHYT.COM

My name is Riley O'Shyt. I am a comedian, copywriter, and a certified "guest" bartender. I got a little burned out being on stage 300 times a year so I took my improved show behind the bar. I'm having a blast. There are so many new stories coming out of this. Read my blog for some shyt that happened after the shows were over. Right now I am surrounding myself with unique and unusual people. Not because of any particular reason rather because I believe they eventually will do something that will make me laugh. If I requested you as a friend it is because of this. I am looking forward to seeing you on my page.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet anybody that has seen one of my shows or any old and new friends that I have had the honor of working with. Hell, I even would like to meet the homeless man that pees in my backyard.



The Official Story Of My Night Drinking Absinthe


I fell asleep naked in the hammock in my backyard one night. I awoke in the morning with an empty bottle of Absinthe lying next to me and a squirrel asleep on my stomach. I have never felt so one with nature before. It was a beautiful moment that was only blemished by the small hickey that was on my left nut.


My Blog

Dog The Bounty Hunter, Me, My Nager - Where’s My Fuckin Bike

I really like Duane "Dog" Chapman the bounty hunter.  I'm not going to even try and recite his resume of humanity and compassion.  It far exceeds mine.  As a white man that is about to ...
Posted by Riley O'Shyt on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 11:59:00 PST

I Stubbed My Toe - Sorry About Your Cats Asshole

Whenever my ex-girlfriend would spend the night with me she would always bring her cat with her.  I usually did not mind as it was a nice cat and its presence seemed to make her more affectionate...
Posted by Riley O'Shyt on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 12:14:00 PST

At one with nature  ABSINTHE -N- A SQUIRREL

I fell asleep naked in the hammock in my backyard last night.  I awoke this morning with an empty bottle of Absinthe lying next to me and a squirrel asleep on my stomach.  I have never felt ...
Posted by Riley O'Shyt on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 12:33:00 PST

Dirty Talk With A Deaf Girl

I briefly dated a deaf girl.  She was hot and loved giving head, but she always wanted to talk while she was doing it.  Now, I like it when a girl talks dirty, but she had to sign everything...
Posted by Riley O'Shyt on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 12:34:00 PST

I Was Asked Out By Homeless Girl

I was asked out on a date by a homeless chick today. She did not have teeth and wore half of a bra. It was not the sexy kind of bra that comes half way up the boobies. Instead it was actually missing ...
Posted by Riley O'Shyt on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 12:32:00 PST

Homeless Toilet Bucket

I was walking around the city late last night.  I had a few beers and I really had to use the restroom.  After several minutes of desperately looking for a restroom I asked a homeless man wh...
Posted by Riley O'Shyt on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 12:32:00 PST