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Dorkass

If you don't stay on top of everything, everything will fall on top of you.

About Me

I'm a busy person. No need for a life's story here. Instant Message me. JPerfect03.

My Interests

BMW
318ti
Music
Cars
Girls
Photography
Filmography

New Jersey
Pennsylvania
New York
Connecticut
Rhode Island
Massachusetts
Vermont
Delaware
Maryland
Virginia
North Carolina
South Carolina
West Virginia
Georgia
Florida
Ohio
Indiana
Illinois
Missouri
Oklahoma
Texas
New Mexico
Arizona
California
Colorado
Nevada

Ontario
Quebec

New York City
Philadelphia
Pittsburgh
Boston
Hartford
Indianapolis
Cleveland
Columbus
St. Louis
Albaquerque
Phoenix
Denver
Los Angeles
Oklahoma City
Washington D.C.
Atlanta
Miami
Charlotte
Norfolk
Orlando
Jacksonville
Key West
Montreal
Toronto
Las Vegas

People, Talking, Rollercoasters, Amusement Parks, Partying and drinking with my friends, etc. Talk to me.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone and everyone. Someone who tickles my fancy, or someone I absolutely detest.

Music:

Some of my many influences include:
3 Doors Down, 311, A Change of Pace, ACDC, Aerosmith, AFI, Alice in Chains, Alien Ant Farm, Alkaline Trio, All-American Rejects, Allister, Amber Pacific, Army of Freshmen, Audioslave, Autopilot Off, Ben Folds Five, Billy Idol, Billy Joel, Black Sabbath, Blind Melon, Blink182, Blue Oyster Cult, Blues Traveler, Bon Jovi, Bowling for Soup, Breaking Benjamin, Bryan Adams, Bruce Springstein, Bush, The Carpenters, Catch22, Chronic Future, The Clash, Coheed and Cambria, Coldplay, Counting Crows, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Crossfade, Cypress Hill, Dan Fogelberg, The Darkness, Darude, Dashboard Confessionals, Dave Matthews Band, David Bowie, Def Leopard, Default, Devo, DHT, Disturbed, DJ Sammy, Don Henley, Drowning Pool, Dry Cell, Duran Duran, The Eagles, Eddie Money, Edwin McCain, ELO, Eminem, Emma Bunton, Evan and Jaron, Eve6, Everclear, Fall Out Boy, Faithless, Filter, Finch, Five for Fighting, Fleetwood Mac, Fear Factory, Foo Fighters, From First to Last, Franz Ferdinand, Funeral For a Friend, The F-Ups, Further Seems Forever, Garbage, Gin Blossoms, Godsmack, Goldfinger, Goo Goo Dolls, Good Charlotte, Gorillaz, Gratitude, Green Day, Group X, Guns N' Roses, Guster, Haddaway, Halifax, Head Automatica, Hellogoodbye, Hoobastank, Hootie and the Blowfish, Hot Hot Heat, Incubus, Interpol, Jet, Jimi Hendrix, Jimmy Eat World, John Mayer, John Cougar Mellencamp, John Waite, Keane, Kid Rock, Kim Sozzi, Kiss, Kylie Minogue, Lasgo, Last Week, Led Zepplin, Less than Jake, Letterkills, Lifehouse, Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, Lit, Lola Ray, Lost Prophets, Lustra, Machine Head, Mamas and the Pappas, Maroon 5, Matchbox 20, Matt Nathanson, Mayday Parade, Meatloaf, Metallica, Midtown, Mindless Self Indulgence, Moments in Grace, The Monkees, Motion City Soundtrack, Motley Crue, My Chemical Romance, Neil Diamond, New Found Glory, Nickelback, Nirvana, No Doubt, Northstar, Oasis, The Offspring, Ozzy Osbourne, Panic! at the Disco, Pantera, POD, Papa Roach, Pearl Jam, Pepper, Pink Floyd, Poison, Rage Against the Machine, Rammstein, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Reina, Remy Zero, REO Speedwagon, Rob Thomas, Rod Stewart, The Rolling Stones, Rooney, Run DMC, Rx Bandits, Saliva, Savage Garden, Seether, Senses Fail, Sex Pistols, Simple Plan, Skindred, Slayer, Slipknot, Someday Never, Something Corporate, Smashing Pumpkins, Soundgarden, Spitalfield, Story of the Year, Steriogram, Styx, Sublime, Sugar Ray, Sugarcult, Sum41, Switchfoot, System of a Down, Sylver, Taking Back Sunday, Talking Heads, Tenacious D, The Academy Is, The Ataris, The Beatles, The Bled, The Caesars, The Calling, The Cars, The Cure, The Doors, The Early November, The Jealous Sound, The Juliana Theory, The Killers, The Movie Life, The Polyphonic Spree, The Postal Service, The Ramones, The Used, The Who, Third Eye Blind, This Day and Age, Three Days Grace, Thrice, Thursday, Tom Petty, Tool, Train, Twisted Sister, U2, Underoath, Unwritten Law, Van Halen, Velvet Revolver, Venga Boys, Vertical Horizon, The Verve Pipe, Violent Femmes, The Wallflowers, Warrant, Weezer, Yellowcard, ZZ Top, and more i'm sure.

Movies:

Superman, Get Shorty, Usual Suspects, Eurotrip, Saving Silverman, Vanilla Sky, Unbreakable, Thirteen, 12 Monkeys, Memento, Waynes World, Dodgeball, Harold and Kumar go to Whitecastle, Don't be a Menace in South Central while Drinkin yo juice in the hood, Road Trip, Air Heads, Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, Austin Powers, The Cable Guy, Gone in Sixty Seconds, Baseketball, Southpark Bigger Longer and Uncut, The Butterfly Effect, The Big Lebowski, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Envy, Wedding Crashers, Star Wars, Pirates of the Carribean, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, American Beauty, Citizen Kane, The Island, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Little Miss Sunshine

Television:

Family Guy, Advance Warning, Just Shoot me, Robot Chicken, Southpark, American Chopper, Myth Busters, Scrubs, Trading Spaces, The Office, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, a few more... not that big of a TV fan really.

Books:

I don't really like to read what writers have to say, I like to read what real people have to write.

I love to write.

Heroes:

My insane-crazy grandfather and

MY BADASS BABY KITTY!
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My Blog

Dilemma

So I have a dilemma, and I feel like writing. Now that I have money, again... I want to buy something... again.  After last month, AVP, some side jobs and such, I have enough money for some of th...
Posted by Dorkass on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 12:31:00 PST

You know you're an Italian Poser when:

You know you're an Italian Poser when: - You are only half Italian, but say you're AN ITALIAN. - You're not a plumber, construction worker, or brick oven-pizza chef - You have no relatives left in Ita...
Posted by Dorkass on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 09:02:00 PST

"Patriotism"

So as I sat home and relaxed today, I became unreasonably hungry.  I called a few people to see if they wanted to go get food or order pizza or something, but everyone was watching the World Cup....
Posted by Dorkass on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 01:27:00 PST

THE TRUTH ABOUT "BUDDY TRACKERS."

The truth about "Buddy Trackers." Ok, here is the truth.Buddy trackers DO NOT EXIST.The point behind people making you all look so foolish is this.Whenever you go to one of those "Buddy Tracker" w...
Posted by Dorkass on Thu, 04 May 2006 05:13:00 PST

April Update

A lot's been going on with me, as I am a very busy person. First off, if anyone didn't know, or actually cares, I did an internship with a television production company in the city this semester with ...
Posted by Dorkass on Mon, 01 May 2006 06:30:00 PST

Response to Matt's Emo Corner IV

"Its not impossible to be freinds after a break up but make sure you give the waiting time after the break up of a few months for both of you to to return to neutral...or else you will get back togeth...
Posted by Dorkass on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 10:44:00 PST

FUCK YOU AND YOUR BUDDY TRAIN SHIT

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!? Honestly, I think I get about 20 of those fucking train bulletins every day.THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO BE FAMOUS LIKE THESE PEOPLE WITH A BAJILLION FRIENDS, ADD TH...
Posted by Dorkass on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 11:21:00 PST

So this was my Valentine's Day

So this morning I woke up to take a math test.  Aced it.  I then went home to eat lunch.  I checked my myspace, per usual, and I see many many people, mostly guys and unattractive girls...
Posted by Dorkass on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 11:42:00 PST

HEY EVERYONE, LET'S WEAR FLIP FLOPS IN A FUCKING BLIZZARD

Ok, people will be left un-named out of respect here. This flip-flop craze is really rediculous.  So I went to a party tonight, I'm trying my best to type legibly here, and to my surprise, there ...
Posted by Dorkass on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 02:11:00 PST

Another rant, but this one's short.

If you fit a description, you are not original... If you talk a certain way just to fit in... you are a liar, because you aren't being yourself.  You are also a coward because you are afraid of p...
Posted by Dorkass on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 12:37:00 PST