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I Am Jill's Nipples

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About Me



name: Sofia Cabrera

I am Constantly Laughing and Smiling. Seriously, I laugh at everything. Ice Cream and Pretzels make me happy. I shop for funny greeting cards without an occassion in mind. I speak more than I breathe, and if I like you I probably won't give you a chance to get a word in. I enjoy movies and the cinema experience that, if given the option, I can spend my life in a movie theatre. I never get mad, nor do I get annoyed easily. I hate wearing pants. I'm always cold. I can't fall asleep if I don't touch my face. I am painfully shy unless you greet me, and possibly the sweetest girl you could ever meet.

My Interests


Movies.Music.Traveling.
cheese.
cigarettes&chocolate milk.
dancing.
ice cream.
laughing.
reading.
shopping.
tattoos.

I'd like to meet:



Fabrizio Moretti My Husband

Music:


(hed)pe
80s music- ALL
90s hip hop
the academy is
alexisonfire
alkaline trio
all american rejects
ASPEN IT IS
the ataris
belle and sebastian
billy idol
billy joel
blackalicious
bloc party
blondie
bob dylan
brand new
bright eyes
bush
cher
coldplay
counting crows
david bowie
death cab for cutie
deftones
depeche mode
the dresden dolls
ELVIS
english and the 40oz.ers
the faint
fiona apple
finch
glassjaw
goo goo dolls
guns 'n' roses
gym class heroes
head automatica
hot hot heat
incubus
international noise conspiracy
jack off jill
jimmy eat world
the juliana theory
the killers
lil jon
ludacris
madonna
marilyn manson
massive attack
me first and the gimme gimmes
michael jackson
mindless self indulgence
OK go
orgy
outkast(andre)
peaches
placebo
portishead
pretenders
prince
queen
red hot chili peppers
rooney
rufus wainwright
shiny toy guns
silverchair
sir mix a lot
snoop dogg
the spill canvas
starship
stevie wonder
the strokes
sublime
takingbacksunday
thursday
vanilla ice
WEEZY
yeah yeah yeahs
I like almost everything and anything.

Movies:


10 things i hate about you, 13 going on 30, 200 cigarettes, 21 grams, the 40 year old virgin, 50 first dates.
accepted, addams family values, adam sandler movies, all dogs go to heaven, all i wanna do, american grafitti, american history X, american pie trilogy, american psycho, angelina jolie movies, apocalypse now, the aviator.
BASEketball, batman, batman returns, beautiful girls, bed knobs and broomsticks, ben stiller movies, big fish, bill and ted's excellent adventure, billy madison, bio dome, borat, the breakfast club, breakfast on pluto, the brown bunny, bruce almighty, buffalo '66, bully, the butterfly effect.
camp nowhere, casper, charlie and the chocolate factory, cheesy 80s movies, a clockwork orange, closer, corpse bride, crank, the crazy sitter.
dazed and confused, the departed, detroit rock city, the devils advocate, dodgeball, donnie darko, dr. strangelove, drew barrymore movies, dumb N'dumber, dumb N' dumberer, duplex.
edward scissorhands, elf, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind.
face/off, fear and loathing in las vegas, fern gully, ferris buellers day off, fight club, footloose, four rooms, full metal jacket, fun with dick and jane.
garden state, gattaca, gentlemen prefer blondes, girl, girl interrupted, the goonies, the graduate, great expectations, grind.
hairspray, half nelson, harry potter(s), the heavenly kid, high school high, highway, hocus pocus, hook.
interview with the vampire, in the army now, the island.
jackass, jack black movies, jailhouse rock, jake gyllenhaal movies, jarhead, jim carey movies, john cusack movies, johnny depp movies, jude law movies, jury duty.
kevin smith movies- ALL, kingpin.
lemony snicket's a series of unfortunate events, the little mermaid, little miss sunshine, lolita, the lost boys, lucky number slevin, luke & owen wilson movies.
the machinist, mallrats, mannequin, mars attacks!, the matrix trilogy, meet the fockers, meet the parents, mel brooks movies, mermaids, the mighty ducks 2&3, the money pit, moulin rouge, murder by numbers, my cousin vinny, mystic pizza, mystic river.
napoleon dynamite, nightmare before christmas, nightmare on elm street(s), the notebook, now and then.
ocean's eleven, ocean's twelve, office space, old school, oliver and company, one flew over the cukoo's nest, the outsiders.
party monster, pcu, the pest, peter pan- animated, pirates of the caribbean(s), point break, pretty woman, psycho beach party, pulp fiction.
quentin tarantino movies.
real genius, reality bites, rebel without a cause, red eye, requiem for a dream, richard pryor movies, the ringer, romeo and juliet.
the saint, school of rock, the science of sleep, se7en, the shinning, sixteen candles, sleepers, the smokers, some like it hot, stand by me, starsky and hutch, star wars:returnOFtheJEDI, stay, stay tuned, swing kids, switchblade sisters.
tart, teen witch, teen wolf, that thing you do, thelma and louise, this is my father, three ninjas trilogy, tommy boy, toxic avenger, trainspotting, the transporter.
the united states of leland.
velvet goldmine, the virgin suicides.
waiting, walk the line, wedding crasher, the wedding singer, welcome to the dollhouse, white chicks, who framed roger rabbit, wild america, will ferrel movies, willy wonka, the witches of eastwick.
ZOOLANDER.
___and many many many more.

Television:


the adventures of pete & pete
any cartoons
the critic
curb your enthusiasm
da ali g show
entourage
I LOVE THE FOOD NETWORK, and I LIVE FOR Bobby Flay!
golden girls
just shoot me
late night with conan o'brien
laverne and shirley
that 70s show
the munsters
seinfeld

Books:


catcher in the rye
the great gatsby
lucky
one flew over the cuckoo's nest
to kill a mockingbird
wuthering heights

Heroes:


angelina jolie
bettie page
brody dalle
cat woman
cher
drew barrymore
marilyn monroe
rita hayworth

Take me disappearing through the smoke rings of my mind. Down the foggy ruins of time. Far past the frozen leaves. The haunted frightened trees. Out to the windy bench. Far from the twisted reach of crazy sorrow. Yes to dance beneath the diamond sky with one hand waving free. Silhouetted by the sea. Circled by the circus sands. With all memory and fate driven deep beneath the waves. Let me forget about today until tomorrow.

My Blog

Sarah McLachlan

Do What You Have To Do What ravages of spiritconjured this temptuous ragecreated you a monsterbroken by the rules of loveand fate has lead you through ityou do what you have to doand fate has led you ...
Posted by I Am Jill's Nipples on Thu, 01 May 2008 12:11:00 PST

- - ps. Dear Vanz.

Dear Vanz,When I get home from Spain I promise I will not disappoint you. I will bring back pictures of all the cute guys; I'll have more stories; and I'll make sure they are good ones, because storie...
Posted by I Am Jill's Nipples on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 08:47:00 PST

Blog for Vanz - Story of Our Lives.

This summer has been filled with many things that I should learn from, but whether or not I choose to is another story. After spending 8 months in school with my friends away at different colleges, &n...
Posted by I Am Jill's Nipples on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 10:50:00 PST

Acceptance

"So Contagious"Oh no, this couldn't be more unexpectedAnd I can tell that I've been moving in so slowDon't let it throw you off too farCause I'll be running right behind youCould this be out of line? ...
Posted by I Am Jill's Nipples on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 11:17:00 PST

Round Here

Step out the front door like a ghostinto the fog where no one noticesthe contrast of white on white.And in between the moon and youthe angels get a better viewof the crumbling difference between wrong...
Posted by I Am Jill's Nipples on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 10:05:00 PST

bad joke of the day

TrayC - " Let's go eat at the Pizza Club. "Sofia - " Do you need a membership? " *laughs hysterically to self*
Posted by I Am Jill's Nipples on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

a joke

- What's the difference between a hurricane and a lion that steps on a nail?- One Pours with rain, The other roars with pain.
Posted by I Am Jill's Nipples on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

movies

psycho beach party. the end. <333
Posted by I Am Jill's Nipples on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST