I collect childern from the Lost Kids tents at local fairs and events, taking them home and looking after them,, how very kind of me I know, I dont want to appear to be showing off, after all the last thing I would want is to come across all Mother Teresa,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ohhh god,,, imagin that... that really would be the last thing I would want. To do a thing like that would make me the worst fellow in all of London. mmmmmm
I'd like to meet:
Whoever created Hungry Hungry Hippos (its based on actual events) , Jet from Gladiators (at a barn dance), a drunk lion, , Mr Jack Daniels, Nick Drake, Hunter S Thomas.
Many people still left in my life to meet though, I am still terrified that I am not following my destiny correctly, I am sure there are many things and people I should have met by now,, but I was too busy wasting my time on MySpace at the time.
Movies:
Old Boy, Rushmore, Napoleon Dynamite, Fung Fu Hustle, I (heart) Huckleberrys, Withnail and I, Fear and Loathing in Las Vagas, Garden State, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, Cock and Bull Story.... to name but a short few.I love DVD's but the best films are old home t.v recordings on VHS, I like 90's adverts "Ohhh mr soft, wont you tell me why the world in which you live in is so straaange?" Everything was soft except the lampost,,, do you remember that,, you do dont you,, hello? helloo? I don't think I've got the hang of this.......... opps, look a papercut!
Television:
Occasionally I catch a short shot of Emo Philips performing something in a clip show. Other than that I like World's Wildest Police Videos!!! aka America's Most Inbred,,, such american fear mongering,,,, "This show is not intended to shock or scare you, only to give you the knollege to protect yourself, afterall knollege is power, THE POWER TO SAVE YOUR LIFE!" you just know shits going to happen!
Books:
Yes lots of books,, reading is important, if we dont teach kids to read, how will they know whats on television?
Heroes:
Nick Drake, Hunter S Thomas, Roy Mallard, Emo Philips
