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*lauren*

i don't think you're ready for this jelly

About Me



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Your results:
You are Wonder Woman Wonder Woman 90% Hulk 90% Spider-Man 85% Catwoman 80% Iron Man 80% Supergirl 75% Green Lantern 75% Robin 55% The Flash 55% Superman 50% Batman 50% You are a beautiful princess
with great strength of character.
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My Interests

art, music, tattoos, old gm cars, movies, vintage, burlesque, freaks, photography, cool old stuff, medical equipment, rituals, astrology, history, omens, analogies, books, pin-ups, travel, sleep, magic, thrift stores, make up that i never wear, vamps, tramps, and camp, the circus, antiquing, doing right, learning, dreaming, educating, cemetaries, beauty, the way old paper smells, social justice, rock n roll, sunsets, falling leaves, architecture, love.....

I'd like to meet:

a whole bunch of dead people, so i guess i am shit out of luck. i'll settle for you.

Music:

elvis presely, stray cats, nine inch nails, billie holiday, nina simone, wanda jackson, the ramones, the cure, patsy cline, the smiths, nick cave, joy division, reverend horton heat, frank sinatra, the detroit cobras, interpol, the cramps, keely smith, los straitjackets, dean martin, duke ellington, johnny cash, tori amos, jerry lee lewis, james brown, bauhaus, louis prima, the ronettes, violent femmes, nitty gritty dirt band, preservation hall, the misfits, bauhaus, kmfdm, the gossip, rasputina, the dresden dolls, th' legendary shack shakers, pulp, old marilyn manson, gene vincent, little richard, rosemary clooney, cyndi lauper, madonna, eddie cochran, conway twitty, the rapture, david bowie, g n r, patti smith, peaches...

Movies:

the wizard of oz, cry-baby, the princess bride, harold & maude, edward scissorhands, beetlejuice, the nightmare before christmas, sin city, heavenly creatures, willy wonka and the chocolate factory, hairspray, the rocky horror picture show, pee-wee's big adventure, true romance, evil dead trilogy, seven, a clockwork orange, clue, fight club, lord of the rings trilogy, indiana jones trilogy, newsies, better off dead, sixteen candles, amelie, pirates of the caribbean, back to the future trilogy, walk the line, the crow, the big lebowski, jailhouse rock, kill bill, jay and silent bob strike back, american werewolf in london, the breakfast club, ferris bueller's day off, dirty dancing, beauty and the beast, american psycho, interview with a vampire, trainspotting, star wars trilogy, freaks, fantasia...

Television:

buffy the vampire slayer, angel, battlestar galactica, my so-called life, sex and the city, veronica mars, any law and order, good eats, conan o'brien, the surreal life, csi, nature shows, haunted shows, family guy, robot chicken, old 120 minutes, the simpsons, abfab, what not to wear, taboo, extreme makeover home edition (guilty pleasure), ugly betty, the price is right, the daily show/colbert report hour of power, i love the 80's, antiques roadshow, super sloppy double dare, jem, daria, pee-wee's playhouse, the twilight zone, history shows...

Books:

harry potter, even cowgirls get the blues, invisible monsters, dorothy parker, anne rice, laurell k. hamilton, sarah vowell, art books, biographies, historical fiction, green eggs and ham, where the sidewalk ends, matilda, the bfg, charlie and the chocolate factory, the sneetches and friends, the historian, little women, alexander and the terrible horrible no good very bad day, book of bunny suicides, the handmaid's tale, stiff, fruits...

Heroes:

wonder woman, medusa, my mom, captain starbuck, madonna, dorothy parker, mae west, bonanza jellybean, eve ensler, diane arbus, larry flynt, peaches, john wathers, frida kahlo, joe strummer, ronnie spector, cleopatra, alton brown, martha stewart, ....

My Blog

a haiku....or two...or a few...

research and homework procastinating is fun lets go out dancing - swiftly the snow falls all of the cars become white delivery rocks! - single life is great don't make me meet somebody passive aggress...
Posted by lauren on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 09:24:00 PST

i hate my job

its christmas. i am frustrated. cant get any shit done. i hate people. haven't done any shopping/cookie baking/cd making. customers are assholes. who wants to come over and get drunk with me toni...
Posted by lauren on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 12:36:00 PST

gnfnr

i am going to go see guns n roses tonite!!!   aren't you jealous, my  bitches???
Posted by lauren on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 08:53:00 PST

my friends

rock my world. you guys are the best presents ever. thanks for making this birthday(so far) the best one ever. now, to really celebrate: come to the leadway tonite, corner of farragut and damen (just ...
Posted by lauren on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 07:57:00 PST

guess what!

i got into grad school!!!!! woo hoo!!!!! i'm gonna be a librarian!!!!!
Posted by lauren on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 02:02:00 PST

interesting...

Read My ResultTake the Test...
Posted by lauren on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 08:39:00 PST

lollapalooza....

fucking kicked ass!!!!!
Posted by lauren on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 02:24:00 PST

best celebrity sighting EVER!!!

ok so i know this is like a week late, and i still can't get over it but.....   cyndi lauper was on my plane from la to chicago!!!!! aaaaaaahhhh!!!!!!   i saw god!...
Posted by lauren on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 03:00:00 PST

i need...

sleep. drugs. time. a clone.
Posted by lauren on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 03:26:00 PST

why...

do i stress myself out so much? why am i so afraid of disappointing everybody that i end up disappointing myself? why do i even give a shit? why do i care?
Posted by lauren on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 03:31:00 PST