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About Me

Well, for starters, my name is like really really French and no one can ever pronounce it right lol. It doesn't rhyme with anything either lol. I love junk food more than any other kind of food. I'm quite a picky eater lol. I'm lactose and tolerant and I'm part vegetarian. I like to eat a lot of desserts like pudding, creme brulee, chocolate tuxedo cake, oreos, etc. Umm...that's about it. Myself well, I'm pretty weird. I talk Irish all the time & I puke when people say certain things. I like to eat large amounts of pancakes in one sitting and I get jealous really easily. I almost never smile and I'm almost never happy. I drink under the age and I love red heads. I'd like to give a shout out to my fat trainer, Bobby because he is effing awesome! I love him like I love cake lol.

My Interests

Eating, drinking, Bobby stuffing me, watching the medical channel, etc.

I'd like to meet:

I feel like Jefferson Airplane, why don't you change that. The one I was meant to be with. Someone who will accept me no matter how fat I am. Anyone who is fat like me or anyone who enjoys talking to fat people.

Music:

Anything classic rock. Led Zepplin, The Rolling Stones, Bon Jovi, Pink Floyd, Boston, Jefferson Airplane, Cream, Van Halen, The Yardbirds, Johnny Cash, Derek & The Dominos, The Who, Brewer & Shipley, The Beatles, etc.

Movies:

Those cheesy 80's movies where animals are things are blown out of proportion and attack stuff.

Television:

Degrassi, American Idol, Futbol, anything on the Speed & Medical channel, etc.

Books:

Cookbooks.

Heroes:

Betty Crocker haha. I'd actually have to say Brian Jones, my dad, Jim Morrison, etc.