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i also enjoy: bass playing, ass kicking, creativity, art in all its forms, tacos, misandry, edible projectiles, yr mom, sock garters, comics, being a super hero in disguise (shhh! don't tell)
I'd like to meet:
People who like butt trumpet, people who would like to be IN butt trumpet.
fans, Artists, mad scientists, evil geniuses, general well-wishers, good spirited enemies, my evil twin, and whoever invented triple-taco-tuesday so I can shake their hand.
the only people I specifically do NOT want to meet are skinheads (you know, that kind), tweekers, skeezy drunk dudes, or any combinations of the above.
Music:
THE NEW BUTT TRUMPET T-SHIRTS ARE HERE AND ARE AVAILABLE!
You can now order them right here...
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ALSO, you can ORDER THE NEW BUTT TRUMPET RELEASES NOW :)
The BRAND NEW almost 16 minute long 7-Inch with a "hidden" bonus track (yes, on a 7-Inch!)! Features the "Butt Trumpettes" who on this recording include: Dinah Cancer and Lisafer (45 Grave), Lynda Mess (Fabulous Disaster), Kirsten Patches (Naked Aggression), Brandon Cruz (Dr. Know) and more!
CLICK THE BUTTON BELOW TO ORDER IT!
Copies of the 10"/CD EP are still available! Just click the shiny, jolly, candy-like button, below and order one! :)
OR, you can take advantage of a Combo Special and get both a shirt and a 10" CD/EP together for a lower combination price!
T-Shirt Size
You can also get all THREE items (10-Inch Vinyl and CD, 7-Inch AND a T-Shirt) together for one SUPER COMBO price!
T-Shirt Size
Once you've decided what you want... just view your shopping cart and go from there! Easy, huh?
And below is the Butt Trumpet recording fund donation button!(we're not whores, but we are desperately trying to record a new full-length album for you!)
Movies:
Porno of Thom and me doing it. With each other. ALOT. Especially that one with the crisco and saran wrap...
