So, this is what it sounds like when doves cry?

About Me

I hate plastic bags, spelling words wrong, nobody listening to me and lobsters. I piss on everything and then cover it up.

Let's go to the bottom of the ocean!

My Interests

I enjoy laughing, eating french fries, drinking coffee, smoking cigarettes, taking showers, hurting people I care about (even those I don't), baking bread and other treats, getting drunk, playing with toys and making fun of people in wheel chairs.

I'd like to meet:

No way man.

Music:

I don't have to explain myself to you.

Movies:

I rather read the book.

Books:

I rather watch the movie.

Heroes:

Mean people who make others cry. So basically I'm my own hero.

My Blog

Inspiration!

You know parents are the sameNo matter time nor placeThey don't understand that us kidsAre going to make some mistakesSo to you other kids all across the landThere's no need to argueParents just don't...
Posted by So, this is what it sounds like when doves cry? on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 10:48:00 PST

Is it so terrible..

that I wish I was Will Smith? Seriously though, he's awesome. Tell me your thoughts.
Posted by So, this is what it sounds like when doves cry? on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 08:06:00 PST

DANE COOK!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, someone has to fucking kill him for me please.
Posted by So, this is what it sounds like when doves cry? on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 05:41:00 PST

Why I like Spongebob Squarepants

Squidward: "I order the food, you make the food and the customer gets the food.. we do that for 40 years, then we die"
Posted by So, this is what it sounds like when doves cry? on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 11:57:00 PST

I love television....

E's Wildest Cop Show Moments.... I'm such a lucky lady.Friday nights are great.-Sent from my Helio.
Posted by So, this is what it sounds like when doves cry? on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 07:34:00 PST

Jens are crazy!!!!!!

I have three people who have subscribed to my blogs... they are all named Jen.
Posted by So, this is what it sounds like when doves cry? on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 10:30:00 PST

Kenny G is trying to kill autistic kids and their siblings, with PowerBars..

Girl Struck Below Kenny G CompoundAP - Sat, 30 Jun 2007 05:42:35 -0400 (EDT)Investigators are trying to determine who threw objects from a bluff-top compound owned by musician Kenny G that struck a 9-...
Posted by So, this is what it sounds like when doves cry? on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 07:39:00 PST

What I did on Saturday night!!!!!

Crazy slug. Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by So, this is what it sounds like when doves cry? on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 08:19:00 PST

I rule... I have proof.......

MARLA said "you're really smart and hilarious".
Posted by So, this is what it sounds like when doves cry? on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 09:25:00 PST

Thirty facts about me.

1. I hate the noise of plastic bags being crinkled. It makes me want to punch things.2. I collect coins. If you have any rare or old coins, I'll gladly take them off your hands and out of your pockets...
Posted by So, this is what it sounds like when doves cry? on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 10:44:00 PST