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The Earwigs

THE EARWIGS

About Me

The Earwigs is a self proclaimed 'alienoise destruction musick' band that began in mid/late August of 1990 while The Bizarre Alien was visiting his then best friend in Spokane,Washington( via Blanchard,Idaho) . The Earwigs have recorded off and on since that fatal day doing several split tapes with such bands as: TRACI LORDS LOVES NOISE, FECAL-CIDE, SONIC DISORDER, MUSTARD SLOP, NAKED INSECTS, GLOG, MERMAID IN A MANHOLE, NAPALMED, DEAD PERSON, BETE NOIRE, THRESHOLD OF SLEEP, etc. split cdrs with: HAM SANDWICH & THE DONALD FLASHBACK MACHINE, SLOP CAKE, F2CR, PRINCESS ARMY WEDDING COMBAT, HINYOUKI, EMIL BEAULIEAU. RICHARD RAMIREZ.... split 7's with; DECHE-CHARGE(bUNg International), LORD ZILLABLASTER(Be A FREAK Rec.s) and just today( 2/2/07) SONIC DISORDER (RRRecords!!!) A 1 sided 7" of the 1st tape "Really short and unoffical aug. '90 reh.' is out a now on FUCK MUSIC PRODUCTIONS and there has also been a few full length cdrs including "Let's make love tonight!"(SCIENTIST REC.S), "Outsider Noiser"(MANDARANGEN REC,S), "What is her secret?"(XENOMORPH, now XTSGM) and "Noise beast"(REALITY IMPAIRED/XTSGM),.. as well as a split cd with DATACLAST(CRUCIAL BLAST! REC.s) . T.E. has also been on svereal cassette comp.s as well as some cd and cdr comps. and has appeared on some vhs videos like the infamous PILE OF EGGS"the fucking Movie!" and the equally dirty sequal, as well as the "Unorganized" video and the German video compilation "Evolution of the mutant species" and also has a short horrible video on YouTube! The Earwigs have also played about 15 shows since 1994 clearing out the room quickly by confusing people and not being hip snooty artphag posers, but have pretty much retired/quit doing shows for the time being due too nonstop problems and stress, but will be making videos shortly and mabe play live agin when the stars are aligned just right! . The Earwigs are also currently being documented by The Browncoat allie Tim Mattson and crew for the upcoming film about the life of Charles the Bizarre Alien in a documentary film entitled HIGH POWERED MUTANT which features segments from T.E. shows and interviews regarding this 16 1/6 year old band . Currently in the works are some "live" cdrs, a compilation of shows for a proposed dvd/video and a split 7" with MELOPHOBIC HELL(may or may not happen?), a cdr with the early cassettes "Holocaust" and "Gyngembre Regles!" on R.O.N.F. Rec.s and other forms of alien asssimilation! KEEP WATCHING THE SKIES!!! Death too false noise!!!!!!!!!!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 2/2/2007
Band Members: (present) The Bizarre Alien and Dr. Bosk Ironfist . Past collaboraters in this alienoise destruction musickness has included: Adam larson(Moth/Master Centipede), Steveggs(Pile Of Eggs/Nut Screamer), Billy Nocera(Razorback Rec.s), Roach(Son Of Dog/bUNg International - r.i.p.), Food Fortunata(Sockeye and 5000 other bands!), Jim Lasagna(Minch/Shnauzer), Todd Milne, Jarret Richie(Bonesaw/The Cindy Margolis Is Hot Band), and the legendary Unknown Entity who went back too space and dissapeared!
Influences: Inspired by: IMPETIGO, SONIC DISORDER, Foof Fortunata related bands,(early) NON, WHITEHOUSE, MERZBOW, MASONNA, GLOG, SHOOBY TAYLOR"THE HUMAN HORN", SUN RA, INCAPACITANTS, CCCC, EMIL BEAULIEAU, COCK ESP, Sakevi from G.I.S.M., Die Isenrost, sci-fi/Japanese cyberpunk films, anime, Dai Kaiju films, outerspace, and 80's pop, true Heavy Metal, my beloved dreamgirl, and lottsa other stuffs!
Sounds Like: cities attacked and leveled by gigantic fuzzy crazed bio-mechanical monsters blasting noise and feedback and smashing things with their feet while a total idot yells and gurgles at the top of his lungs for love!
Record Label: Xeno-Terrestrial Spacing Guild Mafia(XTSGM), & FMP
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

The Earwigs, more than a name!

I just did a google search for 'The Earwigs' and found a ton of stuff including tons of articles about those weird lil insects i think are so cool looking, plus a buncha different bands called Earwig ...
Posted by The Earwigs on Fri, 09 May 2008 02:41:00 PST

Apologies too my good friends!

  I just posted this as a bulletin but since nobody seems too read them, i thought i'd post this on my blog as well! MY sincerest apologies too Tim, ShNon, Kai, Adam, and a few other TRUE friends...
Posted by The Earwigs on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 03:56:00 PST

Alienoizer Destruction Musickness

Whoa, it's been awhile since i've done a blog so here goes,.... The Earwigs will be finihsing the recording for Aphonia Rec.s this week after yakking about it for so flipping long! The Great Beast Her...
Posted by The Earwigs on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 01:43:00 PST

The Earwigs

Well, today i woke up inspired! I threw away my last computer monitor that has been sitting here in my room taking up space, then threw out a box of crap and picked up a buncha crap off my floor! Went...
Posted by The Earwigs on Wed, 09 May 2007 01:25:00 PST

The Earwigs on Aphonia Recordings!!!

The Earwigs are proud too announce that the current album being worked on in Shoga Studio '97 will be released on the new experimental/noise and weirdo pop music label Aphonia Recordings which is run ...
Posted by The Earwigs on Thu, 03 May 2007 01:51:00 PST

The Earwigs are totally B O RI N G ! ! !

Earlier i hooked up my mini-disc recorder( thanks Zach!!!) too my 4-track run thru my wah pedal thru track 1 of my 4-track and my tele-microphone( thanks again ShNon!!!) thru track 2 and was about too...
Posted by The Earwigs on Tue, 01 May 2007 02:01:00 PST

The Earwigs 7" reviewed in MRR!

I've been reading the punk rock magazine Maximum Rock & Roll since 1988 and have always fantasized about something by The Earwigs reviewed in their legendary magazine! Well, in the comments s...
Posted by The Earwigs on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 12:09:00 PST

The Earwigs in your veins!

Sometimes it realy amazes me that i started The Earwigs wayyyyy back in 1990 when i was a mere 19 year old high school drop-out with a mullet and camoflauge jacket recording garbage(guitar, vocals wit...
Posted by The Earwigs on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:42:00 PST