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Soon to be Christopher Pollati

amigaabattoir

About Me

Tall, odd and quiet. Well, usually quiet, unless you start to get me drinking and acting like Beavis. After that, you'll want me to shut up. I believe actions speak louder than words, that's why I don't talk much. I usually fart a lot when I move, some kind of bowel problem, so when I go into action, they speak much louder than words. No, not really, but I have a strange and often disturbing sense of humor and are at time very morbid. Jackass of all trades, master of none.

My Interests

Drawing, sleeping, farting, belching, sleeping, video games, emulators, drawing, sleeping, laughing, Surge and Vault soda, Amiga computers, sleeping, masturbation, sex, and being a twisted individual.

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet aliens from another galaxy which will hopefully be more honest than the people here. Or someone who is giving, like about to give me a few million dollars. Maybe a few famous dead people, but I doubt either of these will happen to me. My medical experiments in re-animation are not progressing too well.

Music:

Aphex Twin, AFX, Caustic Window or anything else Richard D. James, MiSFiTs, GWAR, DBX, Living Colour, King's X, Green Jello, Devo, nine inch nails, Green Day, Bela Fleck and the Flecktones, George Thorogood and the Destroyers, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Tool, Nirvana, The Wipers, King Diamond, NWA, Poundhound, video game music, Black Flag, the sound of flatulence, Flipper, The Melvins, X-Cops, TV theme songs, Tom Leher, Liam Lynch, Dr. Demento and last, but certainly not least, the great "Weird Al" Yankovic.

Movies:

Running Scared (with Billy Crystal and Gergory Hines, not that shit that came out last year), Killer Klowns from Outer Space, IT, Goonies, Re-animator, Killjoy, Midnight Madness, The Kentucky Fried Movie, Benji, the Friday the 13th movies, the "Dead" movies, 28 Days Later, anything gory, Ninja Scroll, anything with lots of big, beautiful, bodacious, bouncing, boobies.

Television:

Sifl N Olly, Sledge Hammer!, Simpsons, Futurama, 24, Mr. Show with Bob and David, CSI, Dexter, Pushing Daisies, Carnivale, Six Feet Under, Big Love, Deadwood, Lingo, Prison Break, Match Game, Wammy, Press Your Luck, Action League Now!, Arrested Development, Three's Company, House, Heros, Lazytown, King of the Hill, Kingdom Hospital, MXC, Hey! Spring of Trivia, Password, What's My Line, Noah's Arc, I've Got A Secret, Titus, Moral Orel, Married with Children, Home Improvement, That 70's Show, Automan, Sliders, Real Sex, Hookers at the Point, and Golden Girls

Books:

The Encyclopedia of Serial Killers, IT, Misery, People in Motion, Animals in Motion, GROO, Who Actually reads this shit?, Amiga ROM Kernel Manuals, Home Depot: Wiring 1-2-3, Treating Electrics Burns for Dummies, Is That Smell Coming from You: A Flatulator's Guide to Eating, Does Anyone Read This?, Cross-Platform Game Developing, The Coming of Tan

Heroes:

Kurdt Cobain, Officer John Bennel, Riley Martin, William Hung, Kenny Blankenship, Vic Romano, Chuck Woolery.

My Blog

Updated my website.

I got my website back up. There's links to all the animations I did and some of the videos I have done for recent classes. There's also some drawings that I have dones and a few computer projects.http...
Posted by Soon to be Christopher Pollati on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 10:29:00 PST

Escape to New York

Since there's not much here I figured I'd post a little Flash game that I made for a class last year. ...
Posted by Soon to be Christopher Pollati on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 08:50:00 PST

I got problems...

Today, even I was shocked at how twisted I am, that I have issues, and I am going to lock myself up for a while. First off I couldn't remember if I took out a personal loan 4 years ago, or paying...
Posted by Soon to be Christopher Pollati on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST