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Sassy Lashes

Comfort me with apples: for I am sick of love

About Me

lindsay --
[noun]:
A poltergeist sent back in time to change the course of history forever
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.comi'm not impulsive at all and consider myself an introverted extrovert. i think WAY too much about everything and am always over analyzing. i am very observant and get frustrated at people that don't pay attention to details. i dont try to impress people. i am very sarcastic and i can hurt people with it. i set standards for friends and find they can never meet them no matter how small. i value truth and loyalty above all else. i have been a loner all my life and find it comforting but i get lonely at 4 am. i like to sleep in my socks and on my left-hand side. i live on MD and taco bell. i hate bad drivers and rude people. i swear like a sailor and love it. i truly believe in life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness which should extend to all americans. I'm an UBER liberal and totally don't have time for ignorance and intolerance. I am what a feminist looks like.... I laugh constantly and believe that a day without laughter is a day wasted. i love to cook for people and make people fat. Most of all i love to give..which is also a flaw of mine..

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My Interests

mountian dew, cheese, eating, foodnetwork, my kitty kat, thunderstorms, Duke Basketball, the roman empire, art, good music, laughter, London, gay rights, giger, Heroes, beauty, fudge covered oreos, harry potter, taco bell, reading good books on rainy days, pirates, naps, black and white photos, feudal china, japan, archaeology, museums, geishas, giggling, warm blankets, conservation, OJ, rewatching good movies, snuggling, chocolate, turkish baths, Jane Austen, night terrors, nightmares, coconuts, cleveland indians, super glue, puffer fish, landrover, allergy relief, sweaters, the colour green, Rothko, amber, geology, swimming, olives, cooking, garden gnomes, the weather, fashion, sulfur, fireworks, superstitions, mexican food, bird watching, octopi, cornos, evil eyes, watches, discover magazine, history, poetry, nighttime, loteria, dia de los muertos, bustle dresses,

I'd like to meet:

people that aren't cunts. you may laugh, but i find most people really aren't worth the time and effort. be yourself. if i still hate you, well what can i say? you're probably a cunt... Eleanor Roosevelt, Buddha, Jane Austen, Albert Einstein, Paula Dean, Mario Batali, George Duran, Thom York, Mark Rothko, Remedios Varo, Kate Winslet, Tim Burton, J.K. Rowling, Fred Astair, Joaquin Phoenix, Matt Bellamy, Brian Molko, or a fireman that would be willing to cook for me...

Music:

radiohead, muse, placebo, flogging molly, dieselboy, aphrodite, thursday, pulp, blur, alkaline trio, the mars volta, cake, interpol, queens of the stoneage, the police, sex pistols, and you will know us by..., Godspeed you black emperor, massive attack, buena vista social club, portishead, coldplay, the black keys, lupine howl, mogwai, orgy, jeff buckley, nina simone, smashing pumpkins, the flaming lips, aberdeen city, morcheeba, tiger army, the faint, keane, damien rice, hope of the state, pj harvey, idlewild, sigur ros, yeah yeah yeahs, the prodigy, outkast, pedro the lion, postal service, orbital, nick drake, snowpatrol, refused, feeder, stereophonics, the killers, fear before the march of flames, aphex twin, feist, ibrahim ferrer, pretty girls make graves, mew, cursive, kasabian, the octopus project, jarabe de palo, alex cuba band, bill withers, frank sinatra, aqualung, cary brothers, iron and wine, rasputina, death cab for cutie, we are scientists, yoshida brothers

Movies:

The most influential film I have ever seen in my life...see it now and it just may save you.. top hat, pride and prejudice, matrix, gladiator, fifth element, reservoir dogs, nightmare before christmas, starship troopers, cowboy bebop, the boondock saints, unsinkable molly brown, abyss, 28 days later, the lord of the rings trilogy, aliens, whale rider, pirates of the caribbean, dangerous beauty, dark city, snatch, the way of the gun, the salton sea, crimson rivers, harry potter, once upon a time in mexico, the joy luck club, fight club, zoolander, kill bill 1&2, man on fire, eddie izzard-dressed to kill, donnie darko, point of no return, gaslight, sense and sensibility, run lola run, chocolate, irreversible, no escape, sleepy hollow, edward scissorhands (i love tim burton), dead man, the right stuff, fear and loathing in las vegas, the cell, goodfellas, igby goes down, avalon, mystic river, dante's peak, innerspace, the professional, french kiss, quills, clay pigeons, ( i love joaquin phoenix), gattaca, stealing beauty, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, secretary, tron, lost boys, raise the red lantern, dune, the village, hero, life aquatic, The Godfather, Pan's Labrynth, anything with Fred Astair and Ginger Rogers, Curse of the Golden Flower (not for the script but the sheer beauty of the set design and costumes)

Television:

the food network (but not emeril, hes a dick), molto mario, paula deen, cowboy bebop, home movies, futurama, METALOCALYPSE (adult swim in general), the history channel, mythbusters, sponagebob , jimmy neutron, the weather channel, mxc, 4400(sadly cancelled), CNN, MOST HAUNTED, ghost hunters, going tribal, deadwood, top chef, poirot, MAN VS. WILD, BBC america murder mysteries, PARANORMAL STATE, america's next top model, drake and josh, the daily show, BATTLESTAR GALATICA, JERICHO, HEROES, Be on the lookout for sanctuary on scifi ch..(sanctuaryforall.com)it's gonna rock!

Books:

I'll read anything that grabs my mind. These are some of my favourite novels and authors.The Awakening, Sense and Sensibility (Jane Austen is my favourite), stiff, A short history of a small place, diary, fight club, davinci code, The haunting of hill house, harry potter, the rum diary, ariel, sylvia plath, dracula, the inferno, under the black flag (well both of them), veronica franco, the earthsea trilogy, Kafka, Henry James, historical fiction especially chinese, japanese, or mexican novels, I'm also a big believer in reading the classics at least once. one great classic I recommend is The Count of Monte Cristo (the unabridged version, yes its long but worth it!), I'm also a huge fan of a reliable atlas and bird watching books. I love to read..im a reading fiend..

My Blog

dull as a rock

a year and a half after my europe trip i have finally added the pics i like best to my euro folder...im pretty happy with it...next time i go im buying a professional camera.... anyhow i am still in n...
Posted by Sassy Lashes on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 02:23:00 PST

experience Europe vicariously through me!

well i was bored and realized that i really had very few pics posted from my europe trip so i am slowly updating them...i got pissed tonite so be patient and you'll get to experience europe vicariousl...
Posted by Sassy Lashes on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 08:26:00 PST

damn you tree pollen

blah i feel terrible. i recently discovered that i am allergic to every tree in existence but the mulberry tree which i wouldn’t know if it fell on me. anyhow tis the season of tree pollen which...
Posted by Sassy Lashes on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 03:15:00 PST

what id settle for...

i am still unclear why prostitution is illegal.. it must just be all the bible thumpers that keep it illegal. i mean if someone wants to go have sex with another person for a fee why not? imagine...
Posted by Sassy Lashes on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 04:40:00 PST

pure bliss

well i havent posted in some time so i thought i should...for all of those ppl out there i dont know that read this...well lets see...im at home of course and have been enjoying my time off from class...
Posted by Sassy Lashes on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 05:48:00 PST

the cliff notes version of my upcoming life...

so ive been in nc for quite awhile. I think ive worn out my welcome. im sure my moms want their space and free time again...so im heading back to fairfax. i also want to head back as i get to vote nex...
Posted by Sassy Lashes on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 02:44:00 PST

political commentary

everyone bear with me as i write a little bit about politics. now everyone that knows me knows im a liberal before anything else but i do vote democrat most of the time. since campaigning has started ...
Posted by Sassy Lashes on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 12:40:00 PST

vidal rescue me!

my strand test didnt work....what the hell am i going to do? i washed my hair like 5 times in the shower tonight so im hoping if i keep doing that for a week ill have either lighter hair, dry hair or ...
Posted by Sassy Lashes on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 01:06:00 PST

ohhh to be blond again

if i had known at the time of dying my hair that i wouldnt be able to get it out i think i would have reconsidered dying it...i have tried twice to get the colour out and considering im suppose to wai...
Posted by Sassy Lashes on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 02:46:00 PST

static no more

this time last year i was in europe...I have to say i really wish i was travelling altho europe was pretty much closed in january...i missed seeing moctezuma's headdress due to a closed museum and the...
Posted by Sassy Lashes on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 02:29:00 PST