walk it off |
this is to my right leg. whats up buddy. why did you go and cramp up yesterday at work? what did that solve? i know you were tired, so was i but, that doesn't give you the right to throw a tantrum an...
Posted by mike sapp on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 04:31:00 PST |
if its cute and adorable you should want to hug it |
so i'm walking to work and there is a mother with her little girl in front of me and the little girl plants her left boot right in a big pile of dog shit effectively ruining the furry boots she was we...
Posted by mike sapp on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 01:13:00 PST |
its magically disappointing |
Dear general mills,
I was wondering why i can't just go to the store and buy a box of the marshmellows from lucky charms. Lets all stop pretending that we're happy with the amount of charms in the cer...
Posted by mike sapp on Sat, 27 Aug 2005 08:38:00 PST |
radio ga ga |
To the desk of the guy who broke into my roommates car last night:
Dear Sir,
I want to thank you for your expert work in taking the radio out of the car. you smashed the window, very brave, I persona...
Posted by mike sapp on Fri, 19 Aug 2005 02:14:00 PST |
when the bow breaks |
I just saw the second woman today with her baby tied to her. yep these kids were lashed to mom like a damsel to a mast on a pirate ship. I don't get it, it doesn't look comfortable for either party. ...
Posted by mike sapp on Fri, 19 Aug 2005 01:25:00 PST |
making copies |
So they made Deuce Bigalow 2 European gigolo. I don't remember was the first one any good? Wait, wait its coming back to me.... fat black woman.... girl missing a leg....broken fish tank....thin peni...
Posted by mike sapp on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
24 measures |
Last night i went to Sardos listened to a bunch of people who couldn't sing sing, some people who could sing right at that level appropriate for karaoke and, couple of people who sang far to well to ...
Posted by mike sapp on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
oh this movie, again, great |
Dear studio executives,
I just saw the remake of charlie and the chocolate factory. stop. please stop remaking classics. I understand that remaking movies is easier and pretty much a sure fire cash c...
Posted by mike sapp on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
tim! open your eyes! |
Look, I know sometimes movies get made and in the process the story can get lossed, plot holes form and characters will be introduced that really don't need to be. sometimes movies get pushed alo...
Posted by mike sapp on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
I didn't know there was going to be a test |
I just had an interview for a chain restaurant, which one isn't important, since I'm trying to get a job there it's better that I don't say the name. Why the hell do chain restaurant feel the need to...
Posted by mike sapp on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
