What? first off its distracting trying to type with wet socks on. I keep getting acid flash backs at the most inappropriate times. Mr Lahey wont stop chasing me around the trailer park, I only threw 1 piss jug at him and it didn't even hit him in the head. Midget clowns scare me like a cheesey horror movie. Every time I'm in a car cruising all I see out the windows are cats that have been ran over. Facebook reminds me of my nerdy cousin that needs pussy. The word 'random' has lost much of its meaning since 03. My hand hurts from scrolling sideways on this muther fucker, adjust your page widths people. Sometimes I think this planet needs shock therapy. When did people become such bad, lazy spellers. Enough of 3 already were not in maths class. The Four Seasons steak tastes like dead cat. When my ears ring from playing music to loud, I have another swig of JD and turn it up somemore, all the while thinking 'at least I have ears'. This place reminds me of Von Dutch hats. I shot Kurt Cobain in the spare room with the shotgun. Courtney was watching, she likes to watch, I thought it was loaded with rock salt, sorry Kurt. Emily Scott keeps stalking me. I thought that you thought that I thought you knew what I was talking about. There always seems to be confettii on my shoulder for some reason, which I still don't understand, along with a sign always nearby reading 'This is not an exit'
Someone like the chick above,
she knows how to use her tounge, all of the females out there should definetly learn from her example, Theres a lesson here...Well to start off, I'd like to meet Tom (where is that guy? I've never seen him online and does he ever reply?), That crazy as fuck mall lady with weird teeth, Pet Psycologists, that cheer-leader off that show, lighter re-filler fillers, fellow P.U.A's, Professional time-travellers, Lesbians with a pre-dispostion to violence. A camera crew so i can have my own sad, fuct up T.V show on MTV, that guy who escaped rehab in Sydney & tried to swap me his socks for some junk, Wannabe Yuppie materialistic scum pigs, (so I can slap them repeatedly and not feel guilty {as if I fucking would}), that guy with a toaster for a head, like in Ren and Stimpy (you know who you are!), Disgruntled postal workers who need a person to talk to and who might need to buy some ammunition, i'll hook it up, for a price and keep it on the downlow, Jesus, Mohummad, Buddah, Genish and Yoda, (not in that particular order) G.W Bush and his lapdogs (I'll stab them all in their throats repeatedly and play with their blood, then sell it to collectors and give the money to Amnesty Int), Serial Killers who can do back flips while holding their hunting knifes, Hillary Scott and that midget (Specks?) that was stuck in my backpack for the entire day at Big Day Out '06' apparently, while I was trippin like Hunter S Thompson in that book 'Fear and loathing, The death of the American dream'
Oh, and all stalkers welcome!
"Wisdom speaks,
Knowledge listens" - Jimi Hendrix
Horror movie buff,for sure.
"Is the 21st century government issue sedative for a culture that is way over-stimulated and unaware, beware..."
Aldous Huxley, Brett Easton Ellis, Cameron White, Chuck Palahniuk, David Bohm Douglas Coupland, Ernesto Guevara, Freddrick Douglas, Henry Miller, Hunter S Thompson, Jeoff Noon, John Marsden, John Pilger, Joseph Stiglitz, Malcom X, Noam Chomsky, Michael Moore, Paul Kingsworth, Robert Jordan, Dr S. Greer, Sogyal Rinponche, Sun Tzu, Victoria Leafham, and who could forget Neil(Style)Strauss.
I wish I could 'Rock' like this cat I just squished.