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Latrodectus mactans

Darlin', because I love you, and that's why you have to let me EAT YOUR BRAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIINS!

About Me


Right now I think Im going through some transition in life....but my core remains the same....respect and honesty are a big deal to me, I surround myself with a few close friends, despite the many who think they know me. don't try to classify me based on sex, age, race, zodiac sign, or etc, because I'm just me, plain and simple. I like a little bit of everything, and I'll try just about anything twice. I'm a college graduate, but I still can't spell for shit....thank god for Fisher Price read and spell *smile*. I have not owned a watch since i was in 7th grade, because I hate to keep up with time...another reason why I'm late to everything. I'm really more of a last minute kind of girl. You either love me or hate me...and I never know what is going to come out of my foul mouth next *smile* I'm very girly, but still have some of my tomboy ways. ------UPDATE-------- Thanks to those photographers and models that have contacted me about future work and to those that I have worked with due to my images listed on this profile. It's certainly been a pleasure. xo Lisa
http://www.livingdeadgirls.co.uk/models-dharma.html
The Perfect woman....no mouth to talk back at you *smile*
Our Vegas trip out in the Red Rocks April 2006
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Nedrin's Birthday....
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Rahma and I on Nedrin's Birthday
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Yes, I know Rahma and I look like ghost...we 3 girls have known each other for around 12 years or so.....
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Think i was a lil drunk in this photo. Painting my room while drinking wine...may need to re-think that next time *smile*
Yes I like to bowl DAMMIT *Smile*
Yea! Miss Angela ... I love this girl...she always has a funny story to tell me that is sure to make me giggle *smile*
Before Miss Cat leaves us, we ladies need to spend one last night together at Metal Monday *smile*
Debbie and myself at the bosses birthday party...she's a real SWEETHEART!
Miss Marsha and I out at the bowling ally on Friday night....she has become very domesticated these days, so its always great to see her. We girls just don't feel complete without her around *Smile*
Brandy....this certainly not one of my better pictures....but who cares...I'm just so damn happy that I got to hang out with you Friday night while you're in town...And not to mention you did your famous Robot for me *smile*
My lil cupcake....Love you Miss Cat!
Rahma and Miss Cat (what in hell is up with the ricky martin CD?)
Not real sure what this was all about....ahem...alcohol....women...and one dirty toilet.....and not to forget a bunch of giggles *smile*
Sorry I was not there Miss Cat...I suck...and sometimes lick too *jk..Smile*...but I hope I made up for my lack of being present later in the evening....I love you and all these fine lil ladies....Miss You so much you lil Yummy Cupcake *smile*
I'm trying to add a few images of my guy friends...sadly most of the images that I have we all look way to trashed to even begin to think of posting any...also I don't care to have my life end short...and I have a feeling some of them would just kill me if I posted some of our drunk photos. *smile*....well this is Mister Julio and myself.
Kjell...old soul....kind heart...wonderful person....and cherished friend...xo
Ben....lawd knows I love me some Ben....he is one of my favorite male friends and I just think the world of him. He just moved to Italy and do I ever miss him. I wish him so much luck and happiness.
The Boys: Matty, Stephen, and Rich....and don't forget lil ol' Me. *smile*
Mista Eddie and myself....so sad he moved to Vegas....I sure do miss hanging out with this fella...wish you the best my friend *MWAH*
Ben...what a Damn crazy ass he is *smile*.
Miss Kat needs no introduction...and seated next to her are Jessie and Mista Eddie *MWAH*
Old Man Carl....my long time drinking buddy....no one cracks me up more than this lil old man does.....and we have had the most fun together at midnight cook outs *smile*.
Well into my birthday night after I've changed clothing and turned into a pumpkin.....Corey and I....he's a nice young lad *smile*
Lastly... Richie and myself....we dated for years and I still think the world of him. I'm soooo proud with how positive things are going in his life at the moment. If it weren't for him, I'd have no one to go eat Indian with me during the week *wink*
These are some of the most amazing women that I know (Miss Cat, Miss Angela, Miss Krista celebrating my birthday)...I love you all
I'm still trying to get Miss Angela to show me her Hooters *smile*
Shit faced *smile* Hey it was my birthday you know *wink*
Gangstas *smile*
Christa and Corey...freakin halloween...what a blast.
Miss Cat, Krista and I.....
Friends
Miss Cat and Miss Christa
Viva Las Vegas 9
The camera phone..what a great invention *smile

My Interests

Traveling.....starting over...... photography, film, biology, knitting, panties, chewing bubble gum, lip gloss, makeup, insects, the night time, seeing my friends happy, tattoos, chops, mohawks, pompadours, high heels, lip gloss, flea markets, beauty, a good smile, silence, laughter, new experiences, getting lost, kissing, bubble gum machine junk, tacky shit to clutter my room with, languages, anything vintage, boobs *smile*

I'd like to meet:

felines and gents with a sense of humor. anyone into some of the same interests as myself, and anyone who is not full of shit or looking to start trouble. If you're nice to me....well I can be your best friend....your best friend that you've had...but be mean....well that will just get yourself a mean Karate chop to the head. Its that simple *smile*
Charles Bukowski (if he were still alive...I'd marry him and have all sorts of children)

and John Leguizamo would be another fella I would not mind meeting *smile*
Did i mention that I love men in eyeliner *wink*
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Shhhhhhhhhhhh....don't tell anyone...but I have a life long crush on Dr. Spock *smile*

If you want to see Miss Kacy, Miss Leslie, Miss Kat, Miss Janet, Miss Rahma, and myself ( aka THE BLACK WIDOW BETTIES) half naked on stage doing our thing....then I highly suggest you come to this show next month at Cumberlands. *MWAH*

My Favorite Hunanoids
I bought these friends from Finger hut, and am still paying on the Damn Bill..

The Black Mamba

My Miss Cat

The Brown Avenger (Rahma)

Miss Gia Vashon

Brandy aka Sexy Robot

Angie Damage

Kjell aka Viking God *smile*

Eddie Machete aka Great Fucking Friend

Miss Kacy Kind..aka Stunt Woman

the 50ft Woman aka Sleeper Hold

Machine Gun Bettie aka Paige Fabulous

Ryan aka 45%

Christie Donut

Asher aka Pseudo Frogger Master

Ambre on the Rocks aka Vegas Sleep Fest *smile

Somya aka One Kick Ass Female

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Music:

the adicts, air, al green, annie lennox, arab strap, aretha franklin, bauhaus, bikini kill, billy holiday, bjork, blondie,bleeding through, butthole surfers, the clash, the cramps, concrete blonde, the cure, iron maiden, david bowie, murder city devils dead kennedys, Demented Are Go, depeche mode,the church, digable planets, peter murphy, dolly parton,easy e, echo and the bunny, edit, elvis, frank black and the catholics,the misfits,GRAVE DANGER( love this band too), gutter demons, hank williams sr., iggy pop, jimi hendrix , joan jett and the black hearts, johnny cash, josephine baker, joy division, louis armstrong, mad sin, mos def, motorhead, nekromantix, otis redding, paris sisters, patsy cline, pink flag, the smiths, pixies, pj harvey, pure spite, rev. horton heat, rob zombie,rolling stones, roy orbison, sex pistols, siouxsie and the banshees, the dears, the ghastly ones, the melvins, the ramones,the rocketz, the roots, the Quakes, the talking heads, the velvet underground, thievery corp, throbbing gristle, tricky, turbonegro, ween, Zombie Ghost Train (love this band)

Movies:

Spun, city of god, something wicked this way comes, house of 1000 corpses, sin city, dr. strangelove, two thousand maniacs, cat on a hot in roof, urban cowboy, 9 to 5, svengali, wild at heart,I walked with a zombie, white zombie, true romance,the body snatcher, the dark crystal, astro-zombies, chopper, willy wonka, city of lost children, donnie darko, the killing, sunset blvd, closer,stranger than paradise, dr. gore, blood feast, corpse grinder, girl slaves of morgana le fay, il postino, faster pussy cat kill kill, beneath the valley of the ultra vixens,texas chainsaw massacre, the devils rejects, night of the living dead, Return of the Living Dead, Ladri di biciclette, Twin Peaks, Breathless, Santa Sangre, Nosferatu, Buffalo 66, Dune, Labyrinth, the flying guillotine,Zombie, lost in translation, dementia 13, delicatessen, nightbreed, blazing saddles, Drunken master, heavy metel, vampyros lesbos, Legend of the overfiend,Punch Drunk Love, evil dead,....and many...many...many more.

Television:

Worthless...especially the evening news.

Books:

Women, Junky, Crazy cock, the pearl, notes of a dirty old man, the post office, On the Road, love is a dog from hell, man's search for meaning, one flew over the coo coos nest, Where the Wild Things Are, green eggs and ham, the pokey little puppy, any books or journals about science.

Heroes:

My father who had all the strength and patience. My mother for being the devoted care giver....and I heart dolly parton too *Smile*

My Blog

GET OUTTA HERE!

HA!!! It always cracks me up when someone starts off saying..."I know it's just myspace but....." and then they proceed to complain about something someone else has posted on to their page...GOOD GOD!...
Posted by Latrodectus mactans on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 06:41:00 PST

aka David the douche bag

What a freakin dirt hill...I'm a very very busy girl who often does not even have time to read emails from my friends on here, but for what ever reason I opened a email from some douche bag about a we...
Posted by Latrodectus mactans on Mon, 07 May 2007 11:25:00 PST

MIA

If you have sent me any emails over the past several weeks and I have not gotten back to you...well its because I'm working too damn much and have not had time for much of anything....however....yeste...
Posted by Latrodectus mactans on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 05:06:00 PST

Christa's 26th Birthday...HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

So last night was a bunch of fun....we ladies..and a few of our guy friends  all went out bowling for Christa's 26th Birthday. Things started out as normal as they possibly could be up until the ...
Posted by Latrodectus mactans on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 05:38:00 PST

I have a crush........

I know what you're thinking....you're looking at this fella and asking yourself "what in hell do I see in him".....but I swear he really is a sweetie pie...Besides I'm more about who you are on the in...
Posted by Latrodectus mactans on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 10:57:00 PST

Lets take a slow drive to no where....

What a beautiful night....the puuuuuuuuurfect night for a drive to no where in particular and in no hurry.......I never listen to the radio...but tonight i did..and it seems that every tune ...
Posted by Latrodectus mactans on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 11:07:00 PST

The Munny Show

well i only have a few images from tonight..I'm sure that alcohol had nothing to do with this.hhahha...anyway...I do believe that me coming out tonight was about an art exhibit that my friends had wor...
Posted by Latrodectus mactans on Sun, 28 May 2006 10:22:00 PST

Air your dirty laundry.....

to the  gentleman that I use to date... I cut off all contact with you back in  august of last year, do all of us a favor and move on with your life and try to find some happiness. You are a...
Posted by Latrodectus mactans on Tue, 09 May 2006 06:39:00 PST

Brandy...you're a fine girl *wink*

Its already been a long week and I've said over 10 x 10^ 100 times that I need another vacation. Have been working way too much and have not had a moment to think....but did get some rather good news ...
Posted by Latrodectus mactans on Thu, 04 May 2006 08:32:00 PST

Nedrin's Birthday.....

Well my bestfriend, Nedrin, had her birthday tonight and we ladies just got together for a lil bowling and booze and acted like a bunch of fools...Nothing out the usual of course. Besides my recent va...
Posted by Latrodectus mactans on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 04:46:00 PST