Gus and Waldo

We are 2 penguins!
Gus
Age: mind your business.
Weight: you really are rude!
Height: 3'10" / 1.16m.
Beak: pointy
Likes: popping bubblewrap, Belgian waffles, Prada suits
Hates: car alarms going off, the smell of wet dogs, junk mail
Favourite reads: classic novels
Favourite watch: Hitchcock's thrillers
Favourite music: Bjork, Mozart
What keeps you awake at night? Waldo's snoring
Who would play you in a movie of your life? Brad Pitt
Who's the love of your life? Waldo
Waldo
Age: younger than you think.
Weight: don't know, our scale just broke down
Height: 3'10" / 1.16m.
Beak: curved
Likes: flossing, making peach jam, winter sales
Hates: ingrowing nails, credit card bills, coriander
Favourite reads: gossip magazines
Favourite watch: Sex And The City-season 4
Favourite music: Dolly Parton, Abba
What keeps you awake at night? The smell of doughnuts I keep under my bed
Who would play you in a movie of your life? George Clooney
Who's the love of your life? Gus