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About Me

I have had comedy on the brain ever since July 2001. A good friend of mine, Dave Padilla, was doing comedy when I was visiting home from the Air Force He persuaded me to give it a shot. I wrote a couple of jokes and did my first performance ever on my birthday at a bar in Milford, Connecticut. It just so happened that they were having a comedy contest that nite and I placed 2nd...not too shabby for a first outing.

My Interests

Comedy, Movies, and the ladies, ohh the ladies ;)

I'd like to meet:

You.

Music:

Hip-Hop and Rap, you know, all that black shit...and Lenny Kravitz.

Movies:

Sin City, Cliff Banger, Forrest Hump, American Booty, Star Whores, Saving Ryan's Privates, Free Willy, The Sperminator, The Firm, Lord of the O-Rings, It Came In Her Face, Underworld...you know, the classics!

Television:

The West Wing, 24, Boston Leagal, Stargate: SG1, Farscape (The best SciFi show EVER.) CARTOONS: Justice League Unlimited, Simpsons, Family Guy

Books:

ADULT: Horton Hears A Who BIOGRAHPY: Daredevil, The New Avengers, Powers, Punisher HORROR: O, Rosie, Seventeen, Cosmo ROMANCE: Fish n Grits, Swank, Gerbil, Hustler, Playboy, Playgirl, Girls and Guns, Black Tail, Shaved Orientals HOW TO: The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy TRAVEL: 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea FICTION: The Bible

Heroes:

Spiderman, Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Richard Pryor, Chris Rock, Lenny Bruce, Red Foxx, Paul Mooney, The Debeers Family (for oppressing a whole nation), Kamikazie Pilots (for just plain having the balls to do the damn thing.), Mom (For givin' birth to me), and last but certainly not least Dad (For doin' it to Mom)

My Blog

The Lost City of Atlantis

I found it. I found it. Many have searched for it but I found it. So long have people searched for the lost city of the sea Atlantis and I found it in Louisiana. Who would have ...
Posted by Donald Barker III on Sat, 03 Sep 2005 04:46:00 PST

The Joke I Hate The Most

I hate my best joke...and I have black people to thank for it. I auditioned for BET's Coming To The Stage. I decided I wanted to stand apart from everyone who would ever audition for that show a...
Posted by Donald Barker III on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 03:13:00 PST

My Best Joke

How does one follow his first joke? With his best joke (Actually, it's comedy etiquette to end with your best joke, but I digress.). When I decided to pursue comedy I sa...
Posted by Donald Barker III on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 09:14:00 PST

My First Joke

I've decided I'd kick off my first blog entry with one of my first jokes. This was one of the first, if not THEE first joke I wrote I ever wrote in the week pryor to my first performance. ...
Posted by Donald Barker III on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 12:58:00 PST