Dick Johnson - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I am a manboy living in Oslo. I am much pretty and very humorous. If you know me then you know this to be true (especially about the looks!). If you not know me and want to get to know me then just buy me a beer. I like beer, especially when you have unlimited amounts at my disposal.

Nice!

My Interests

Guitar, beer, sex and other stuff of similar interesting appeal.

I'd like to meet:

Jebus, S8n, People like me

Music:

Oh, there is only one kind of music, metal... and there is only one kind of metal, death :) I like a lot of other music too, but I'm not gonna bother to list it up here (since it will ruin my totally evil image!)

Movies:

Good ones mostly, some crappy ones also appreciated when made badly enough. And of course porn (the cheap and sleazy kind).

Television:

Family guy, Robot Chicken, South Park, The Sopranos, Father Ted, Arrested Development, American Dad, Police Squad, The Simpsons, Most things with Swedish dudes Fredrik und Filip and more....

Books:

Rock/Metal biographies and such are most fun to read, especially ones with a lot of drunken stories. Other than that a lot of other stuff I won't bother to list here.

Heroes:

Peter Griffin, Homer Simpson, Chuck Norris, Kerry King and maybe someone else....